Random Conspiracy Generator

[FenerFan]

According to the Coke I just bought here in Zurich:

The Reptile People have created a biological agent to make mime illegal so that the sheeple never discover the truth.

 

[Graham2001]

I've just found out that...

The Teletubbies are amending the Constitution to give everybody the right to carry thermite so that the sheeple never discover the truth.

 

[Graham2001]

Courtesy of some pills I'm taking, I've just found out that...

Mickey Mouse's voiceover artist knitted 16 sheep together to identify fake red-heads so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer...






God these antibiotics are strong!