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"Randi" Get a Brain

Wow, I wish I were a 21-year-old with all the answers...

... wait a second, I was, once.
 
Beleth said:
Wow, I wish I were a 21-year-old with all the answers...

... wait a second, I was, once.
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Me too.

Too bad we weren't retired already like this one, though.
 
GodofJacob said:
The human mind has no limitations.
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Well then.......see if you can guess what I am now!
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TheBoyPaj said:
Trollitude sounds nicer, with the same general meaning.
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Dragon said:
I see where you're coming from, and Jacob probably does live alone (or with one or more parents) - but I offer "trolliform" - that is having the appearance of a troll but without the calculated provoking of responses associated with the usual internet troll. Someone like Jacob could be said to have "trollifom disorder" - hey, it's a new psychiatric disorder for the 21st century!
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Okay I weighed these up and used the standard valid statistical analysis as accepted as valid by craniosacral therapists everywhere ( i.e. I used a study group of one - me) and came to a conclusion.

Dragon's suggestion is good, but TheBoyPaj wins because 'Trollitude' has two distinct characteristics:
A) Trollitude has that wonderful rhyming assonance with 'Solitude' - and loneliness is such a key characteristic of this genus of troll
B) It has a hint or soupcon of 'Attitude' which these trolls certainly have in buckets

But I think 'Trolliform disorder' should be a new term applicable to many of our regular posters who are very occasional rational, but almost exclusively troll-like - e.g. Mayday exhibits severe trolliform disorder, but is varied enough with it that you can't be sure that she doesn't occasionally intend a post to be taken as read seriously. Ditto Jambo (although he is much more infrequent these days - a first girlfriend perhaps?).
 
Oooh, this thread is so relevant! I'm constructing a phylogeny for my evolutionary biology class right now. Does anyone know where troll fits in?
 
Ashles said:
Okay I weighed these up and used the standard valid statistical analysis as accepted as valid by craniosacral therapists everywhere ( i.e. I used a study group of one - me) and came to a conclusion.

Dragon's suggestion is good, but TheBoyPaj wins because 'Trollitude' has two distinct characteristics:
A) Trollitude has that wonderful rhyming assonance with 'Solitude' - and loneliness is such a key characteristic of this genus of troll
B) It has a hint or soupcon of 'Attitude' which these trolls certainly have in buckets

But I think 'Trolliform disorder' should be a new term applicable to many of our regular posters who are very occasional rational, but almost exclusively troll-like - e.g. Mayday exhibits severe trolliform disorder, but is varied enough with it that you can't be sure that she doesn't occasionally intend a post to be taken as read seriously. Ditto Jambo (although he is much more infrequent these days - a first girlfriend perhaps?).
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I like it :D Much better than bi-troller disorder, (BTD), which is what I think Kumar has. You know, he's generally pleasant but super annoying and dense.
 
How about a Latin term? Although I will freely admit this was done with an online translator:

Tristis Troll
 
After reading GodofJacob and Erik-of-the-bizarre-vibrating- bigfoot, I'm reminded of a Tom Hanks' line from the movie
The 'Burbs:

"No, I've never seen that, I've never seen anyone drive thier garbage out to the curb and bang the hell out of it with a stick."
 
Psycho Chicken -- Qu'est-ce que?
Bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak
Better run run run run run run run away

Hmmm..sounds like he should be on Litium!
 
This is fantastic, GodofJacob. A discovery like this is going to change the world. I'm just gonna sit here and wait for the world to change. . .
 
When We Two Parted

When we two parted
In silence and tears,
Half broken-hearted
To sever for years,
Pale grew thy cheek and cold,
Colder thy kiss;
Truly that hour foretold
Sorrow to this.

The dew of the morning
Sunk chill on my brow--
It felt like the warning
Of what I feel now.
Thy vows are all broken,
And light is thy fame;
I hear thy name spoken,
And share in its shame.

They name thee before me,
A knell to mine ear;
A shudder comes o'er me--
Why wert thou so dear?
They know not I knew thee,
Who knew thee too well:--
Long, long shall I rue thee,
Too deeply to tell.

In secret we met--
In silence I grieve
That thy heart could forget,
Thy spirit deceive.
If I should meet thee
After long years,
How should I greet thee?--
With silence and tears.

- Lord Byron

R.I.P.
GodOfJacob
06-20-2005 02:46 PM - 06-20-2005 08:37 PM
 
Diogenes said:
Is that you Franko?
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That's Франко to you!

"The Tree of Life, however, stood and grieved;
No one seemed drawn to it. Upon it hung
No fruitage great or luscious to the sight;
'Twas hidden in the leaves among the thorns
So that none eager seemed to come and taste.
Yet sometimes one, who broke from out the crowd,
Approached the tree, and having tasted once
Its wondrous fruit, began to call unto

The rest to come and follow him—but like
A flock of crows they all swarmed down on him,
And beat and tore and mutilated him.
As though he had committed grievous sin."

Just like our good friend, GodOfJacob... if only we would've listened to his alchemical knowledge!
 
Gaagh! I missed it! I missed the whole thing! GodofJacob, or Jacob of God or John of God, or whatever the hell your name was... I pine a-for you!!!!
 
GodofJacob said:
Hello there,

I am dedicating this topic to anybody that has been humiliated or harrased by the James Randi Foundation,

I have contacted the foundation according to the website with a few questions, Some couldnt be answerd, some could, some ridiculed.

I called up randi and asked him a few questions and he wanted to babble me out on the phone because he clearly doesnt even know half of what I know, and im 21. I have been studying and acting chinese alchemy, and or ORMUS , ORMES elements for the past few years now and I belive everyone else should too. Well here was the conversation, i asked him if he even knew about these ORMS and that people have been useing them every day, he goes no, no i dont, could you show me, i said sure, i pointed them out to him on google, simple enough i said, he wanted me to explain them a little then after i was explaining a for a few minutes, i said the use of ormus is chinese alchemy, HE then blurts out, yeah , yeah , yeah, i know all about that, I said oh, you do. Randi or one of his help goes yeah im at the web site, I then proceceded to say Ooooo ...K, I said, so how do you know every thing about alchemy and the art of it when i just called and asked you if you knew about ORMUS (Which IS ALCHEMY!!) and you (randi) said NO i dont. (Randi shut up, there was a pause), I REPEATED YOU DO NOT KNOW about the alchemist and ormus, because these elements are directly connected to faith healing, and many other paranormal ablilitys the human mind is capable of, you have to use these to induce or use the humand mind to its fullest extent. Randi started yelling that healing was impossible and they havent been testing it for years and i was wrong, (When in the FAQ it says FAITH HEALING is a paranormal ability!), He wanted to shew me off the line and away from them because he knows I have alot of intelligence and knowledge, and I was embarrasing him, After he said healing was impossible I knew this contest was a scam. I didnt have time to point that out to him, about the Faith healing in the FAQ.

If you want my opinion we should take these ****in jokers down, i asked him why they are shooting people down when they cant even test most of the paranormal because we dont have the technology to detect what is undectable to the human eyes and mind. he still just went on to claim that it was all impossible, i laughed and i said when you say that it just shows me how much you really know, or how much you have read. and i said it isnt much. he didnt want to talk to me then. he wasnt very smart, I belive the people fighting for there rights on here , including me, are praying for something or someone to help them, maybe jesus maybe god, maybe something big, Im thinking They are just blowing people off, wasting time collecting money, and peoples time.

Any way, I hope you can post everywhere about ORMUS, alchemy, and the effects, and affects because its a fact that there are people using alchemy and mind power in this world along with some of the applicants on here, i am willing to start a petition agaist randi and i know some other people also that are willing. I belive hes going to try to play this **** out untill they are retired, and never give that million away. Legal action has to be taken for this site to be shut down.

Randi you better be praying to the gods that you arent ****ing people around, the gods are not ****ing around, they will make the fat lady sing. I will be sure to help the people, citizens on here, to collect there money, "The RANDI MILLION" and money for their time and humiliation James Randi has caused them Because OF the JAMES RANDI'S IGNORANCE or LACK of KNOWLEDGE, that knowledge that only the top few percent know. If an applicants attorney would like to contact me with any questions I will start a petition and I am free to testify my qualifications, that RANDI told me was impossible or untrue, and knowledge for them in the court of law against JAMES RANDI. I will be willing to prove my abilitys not to the JAMES RANDI foundation but to the COURT OF LAW, if an eligable laywer comes to collect my knowledge with an JAMES RANDI applicant, if one has not started the suit, i will my self, to settle the truth about the RANDI Foundation. IT IS A SCAM!!!! JAMES RANDI when I prove to the courts that you are a fraud you will not be happy. He claims my abilitys are not real, WELL YOUR CONTEST IS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN PROVE IT, They havent even tested me and they already claim I am impossible! So when I apply they will give me the run around and yell at me and slander me. I can predict it now. Thank you All for reading and taking a minute of your time to think critically about the RANDI MILLION.

JACOB ADAM
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Can you explain why my farts smell bad?
 
Roadtoad said:
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Good God, would someone please BAN this SOB!
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I was going to ask on what grounds you think this should be done, but I see that it has already been done.
There is still nothing in the Forum Admin threads yet to say why, though.


I'm not saying I support this guy, or agree with what he says, or how he says it, but other than his statements in his alleged conversation with Randi (and I would like to hear Randi / Kramer's version of events) I see nothing offensive, or ban-worthy.

What am I missing?
 
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