Question answers all your questions

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wittgenst3in said:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Do you want the airspeed, or the velocity, or "the airspeed velocity" which there's no such thing as?
 
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TeaBag420 said:
Do you want the airspeed, or the velocity, or "the airspeed velocity" which there's no such thing as?
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No no no. You're supposed to ask "African or European?" and then the questioner gets flung into the chasm.
 
Are you still pissed about that whole "God banishing you to the fires of hell where you reign in the Underworld" thing? You do realize God only did that because you were bad, right?

Seriously, if you go up to God with a plate full of those communion crackers that represent his dead son and a bottle of Thunderbird and/or Manischevitz, I'm sure he'll forgive you.
 
Is the sentence "This sentence is false." true, or false?

How about the sentence "This sentence is true."?
 
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
 
Originally posted by Beleth
Is the sentence "This sentence is false." true, or false?

How about the sentence "This sentence is true."?
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Neither. Either. (Respectively.)
 
Kumar said:
Question, since people here are woried bout me:-

What are my intentions & how far I can be correct?
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Satan says, don't worry about justifying your actions with good intentions. That was just a lie I fed you when you were too weak to admit to yourself your true evil nature. You can only live life to the fullest if you lust after the pain and suffering you inflict on others.
 
Correa Neto said:
OK, I´ll take the bait...

How can we make Kumar and 1inChrist, among a couple of others understand and consider the scientific method?
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You don't really want to make them understand the scientific method. Wouldn't it be much more fun to kidnap them, bind them, and torture them in ways the English language is unfit to describe? All this and more can be brought to you for the low price of 23.79 souls.
 
Question said:
Satan says, don't worry about justifying your actions with good intentions. That was just a lie I fed you when you were too weak to admit to yourself your true evil nature. You can only live life to the fullest if you lust after the pain and suffering you inflict on others.
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True, thanks. But as you said, "pain and suffering you inflict on others" also with good intentions, frankly, I understand-a loss to me. Special God's grace is there on me.
 
Qu'est que tu parle? C'est une disaster. Tu est un singe Question.
Pah. It's funny though. I guess even though this thread belongs in humour, we can have some fun.
 
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