Cont: Qanon Conspiracy Theories Part Two

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With Twitter banning Diaper Don, Crazy Sydney and Felon Flynn, it looks as if they're going after all the bull **** spreading Q-nuts.

Good.
 
Spektator said:
Fortunately, Trump's Executive Order following the BLM demonstrations provides for stiff penalties.
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Anarchists and left-wing extremists have sought to advance a fringe ideology that paints the United States of America as fundamentally unjust and have sought to impose that ideology on Americans through violence and mob intimidation. They have led riots in the streets, burned police vehicles, killed and assaulted government officers as well as business owners defending their property, and even seized an area within one city where law and order gave way to anarchy. During the unrest, innocent citizens also have been harmed and killed.

These criminal acts are frequently planned and supported by agitators who have traveled across State lines to promote their own violent agenda. These radicals shamelessly attack the legitimacy of our institutions and the very rule of law itself.
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Absolutely priceless!
Take out the first part and insert 'Trump supporters and right-wing extremists', and it's exactly what they did.
There is, of course, no way on earth Trump is going to enforce this on his own followers, but Biden- or even, possibly, Pence- could.
 
Cosmic Yak said:
Absolutely priceless!
Take out the first part and insert 'Trump supporters and right-wing extremists', and it's exactly what they did.
There is, of course, no way on earth Trump is going to enforce this on his own followers, but Biden- or even, possibly, Pence- could.
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Reading on, it also turns out that Trump himself could be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, for inciting violence and unrest, as can the police, for allowing and/or abetting it.
Oh, I would SO love to see this happen! :D
 
Some QAnons wake up. Others not so much.

‘Coward’: MAGA internet turns on Trump [politico.com]
After years of fidelity, Donald Trump's most ardent online fans have finally turned on him.

All it took was for the president to acknowledge the reality of his loss a little over a day after they, the MAGA faithful, stormed the Capitol in a violent attempt to stop the certification of President-elect Joe Biden’s win.
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For some, though, the stupidity dies slowly.

“In no way did Trump say he conceded. He said: transitioning to a new Admin. As in, he gonna clear this one out and bring a new one,” tweeted We The Inevitable, a conspiracy account, getting more than 3,000 retweets within the hour. The account’s followers agreed that this was surely a sign that he was getting rid of Vice President Mike Pence — now cast as a MAGA traitor after participating in the certification of Biden’s win — and that on Jan. 20, retired Gen. Michael Flynn, now a full-fledged QAnon patriot, would replace him in Trump’s second term.
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These people are buffoons.
 
Q-nut shaman in the slams!

As supporters of President Donald Trump stormed the US Capitol Building in a riot on Wednesday, one figure stood out among the mob: the "Q Shaman," aka Jake Angeli.

Angeli, known for wearing red, white, and blue face paint and a horned helmet, has become a notable figure in the QAnon conspiracy-theory movement, popping up at far-right rallies in Arizona in the past year, The Arizona Republic reported.

The Department of Justice announced on Saturday that Angeli, whose real name is Jacob Anthony Chansley, was arrested.
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Keep up the good work DoJ, but there's more out there.
 
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eerok said:
Some QAnons wake up. Others not so much.
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Ashli Babbit never will.

She died for nothing. Worse than nothing; she died for a stupid, vicious fantasy that was nothing more than a metastasized 4chan troll, monetized and promulgated by a “leader” who despised marks like her, and by an unholy mob of other grifters and crackpots and cynical opportunists who will never think of her again.

Nor will the rank-and-file of trolls and casual conspiracy fantasy-shoppers who didn’t profit from her and her fellows directly - but nevertheless make it easier to radicalize and stupiditize people like her - such as our resident passive-aggressive Q-regurgitator. People like her, who was literally killed for her stupidity, or Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick, who died for other people’s stupidity, matter no more to these casual sociopaths than American democracy itself, which is continually eroded by such pernicious delusions.

Why should they? They’re the suckers that get killed or hurt, not our local keyboard warriors racking up the lulz.
 
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sts60 said:
Ashli Babbit never will.

She died for nothing. Worse than nothing; she died for a stupid, vicious fantasy that was nothing more than a metastasized 4chan troll, monetized and promulgated by a “leader” who despised marks like her, and by an unholy mob of other grifters and crackpots and cynical opportunists who will never think of her again.

Nor will the rank-and-file of trolls and casual conspiracy fantasy-shoppers who didn’t profit from her and her fellows directly, but nevertheless make it easier to radicalize and stupiditize people like her, such as our resident passive-aggressive Q-regurgitator. People like her, who was literally killed for her stupidity, or Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick, who died for other people’s stupidity, matter no more to these casual sociopaths than American democracy itself, which is continually eroded by such pernicious delusions.

Why should they? They’re the suckers that get killed or hurt, not our local keyboard warriors racking up the lulz.
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Q couldn't save her. Nor can he save the future casualties if they show up at the inaugural, or the threatened Jan 17th unintentional mass suicide event these knuckleheads have fever-dreamed.

Where is Q? Nowhere, absolutely nowhere, but the credulous see his work everywhere, like some sort of god, though in reality he is nothing more than a skeezy troll, luring up bottom-feeding suckers.
 
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Oops!
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Yeah. He got rolled up; the feet on Pelosi's desk dude turned himself in; and the freshman GOP rep who streamed himself storming in has resigned.
Keep it coming DOJ, keep it coming. Lots more online media to scrub through. [emoji1]
 
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Jim_MDP said:
Yeah. He got rolled up; the feet on Pelosi's desk dude turned himself in; and the freshman GOP rep who streamed himself storming in has resigned.
Keep it coming DOJ, keep it coming. Lots more online media to scrub through. [emoji1]
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I saw the GOPer's Granny had some choice words for Diaper Don. There's going to be some backlash towards the bonespurs weakling for egging these idiots on, promising to go with them, then retreating to his coward bunker for KFC.
 
I am betting that Marjorie Taylor Greene ,the nutcase congresswomen from Georgia, becomes the de facto leader of Qanon.
 
Q-nut congresswoman tried to aid terrorists in finding Pelosi during insurrection.

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), a gun-toting supporter of the QAnon movement, is facing backlash after she was accused of live-tweeting House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's (D-CA) location during the attack on Capitol Hill last week.

Boebert shared the tweet soon after President Donald Trump's supporters stormed the Capitol with deadly results.

"The Speaker has been removed from the chambers," Boebert wrote.
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Well of course she did; what else do you expect from Q filth?
 
QAnon is taking its last gasp. The latest breathless proclamation to take them says that Trump "has just signed the Insurrection Act" (there is some confusion as to whether this means he is simply invoking the existing one or has somehow created a new one) and has declared an emergency, supposedly meaning that despite everything Biden will NOT be inaugurated but will in fact finally be arrested, along with all the Democrats and "weak Republicans" in Congress, and that Trump will remain president "indefinitely" until all of these positions can be refilled by non-Democrat replacements and a new, proper election that favors Trump can be held.

Now, this is certainly nothing new for a QAnon prediction, in fact it's basically the same thing they've been saying all along with a drastically shortened timeline. And I'm under no illusions that QAnon's believers won't persist in some form or fashion of delusion after Biden's inauguration. I call it "the last gasp" because I believe it marks the end of the QAnon mythos as such; the fairy tale of the godking president and his patriotic administration who are secretly behind the scenes arranging "The Storm", "Full Disclosure", and so on. Once Biden is inaugurated and his Cabinet begins to be seated, it will be difficult to ignore or explain away the Trump administration's staffers losing access to their offices and departments and thus their ability to even theoretically support "The Storm". The mythos will have to shift to a new story.
 
Checkmite said:
QAnon is taking its last gasp. The latest breathless proclamation to take them says that Trump "has just signed the Insurrection Act" (there is some confusion as to whether this means he is simply invoking the existing one or has somehow created a new one) and has declared an emergency, supposedly meaning that despite everything Biden will NOT be inaugurated but will in fact finally be arrested, along with all the Democrats and "weak Republicans" in Congress, and that Trump will remain president "indefinitely" until all of these positions can be refilled by non-Democrat replacements and a new, proper election that favors Trump can be held.

Now, this is certainly nothing new for a QAnon prediction, in fact it's basically the same thing they've been saying all along with a drastically shortened timeline. And I'm under no illusions that QAnon's believers won't persist in some form or fashion of delusion after Biden's inauguration. I call it "the last gasp" because I believe it marks the end of the QAnon mythos as such; the fairy tale of the godking president and his patriotic administration who are secretly behind the scenes arranging "The Storm", "Full Disclosure", and so on. Once Biden is inaugurated and his Cabinet begins to be seated, it will be difficult to ignore or explain away the Trump administration's staffers losing access to their offices and departments and thus their ability to even theoretically support "The Storm". The mythos will have to shift to a new story.
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It's like the paradigm of the Hero's Journey Jackass's Failure.
 
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Alex Jones has turned on the Qanus folks. I refuse to post links to him but he went of on a Q caller, telling him he was "full of ◊◊◊◊", and that he never trusted them, and how everything they said were lies.

You know, Pot vs Kettle stuff.
 
Axxman300 said:
Alex Jones has turned on the Qanus folks. I refuse to post links to him but he went of on a Q caller, telling him he was "full of ◊◊◊◊", and that he never trusted them, and how everything they said were lies.

You know, Pot vs Kettle stuff.
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Jones has always hated Q for stealing his thunder and customers.
 
Axxman300 said:
Alex Jones has turned on the Qanus folks. I refuse to post links to him but he went of on a Q caller, telling him he was "full of ◊◊◊◊", and that he never trusted them, and how everything they said were lies.

You know, Pot vs Kettle stuff.
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The Great Zaganza said:
Jones has always hated Q for stealing his thunder and customers.
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Indeed.

The specific caller he was berating was "Q Shaman", the guy shown in all the pictures wearing a fur-and-horns hat during the Capitol Putsch. He was arrested yesterday in Arizona, but he did several press interviews and that interview with Jones in the meantime.

Jones widely believes QAnon's BS, or at least BS very similar to QAnon's; but QAnon is far too big-tent for Jones. Jones approaches his conspiracy theories from a fundy-Christian perspective, while QAnon has attracted plenty of those folks but also multitudes of new-age types and others who are less definitively-describable but certainly not Christian. Jones' rage and rejection of QAnon is no doubt based in large part about its stealing of his spotlight, but it's also internally consistent if we expect that he should view QAnon as wrongly legitimizing and aggrandizing non-Christians (thus satanists, by Jones' definition) like Q Shaman.
 
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