Putin dissolves govt.

[Chaos]

A poster, by nature Chaotic
confessed: "Though you'll find it quixotic,
for verses that rhyme
I won't give you a dime
but I do think that goats are erotic.

Your meters sublime you can keep,
they just bore me and put me to sleep.
Don't ask why or wherefore ---
the rhythm I care for
is banging away at a sheep."

The sniping poet
risks his life writing verses -
horrible revenge!

 

[Nitpick]

A poster, by nature Chaotic
confessed: "Though you'll find it quixotic,
for verses that rhyme
I won't give you a dime
but I do think that goats are erotic.

Your meters sublime you can keep,
they just bore me and put me to sleep.
Don't ask why or wherefore ---
the rhythm I care for
is banging away at a sheep."

Wow.


There are nobler awards,
not bestowed upon Gore yet:
a more adequate laureate
plays JREF's chords...

 

[dudalb]

And being dead isn't always a problem, so long as you keep away from holy water.

You should also avoid Garlic,and eat plenty of Brains.