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Psycho Test

autumn1971 said:
Why not kill your relatives? You skeptics are very close-minded about the random killing of loved ones.
People actually don't taste like chicken.

But they are very tasty in their own way.
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I guess it depends on which books you read. I was under the impression that 'long pig" is actually not one of the choicer meats, and has a kind of soapy and rancid flavor. Of course I don't remember where I got that idea; probably from some iffy source like The Coral Island, but I don't know how many reliable sources there really are.
 
What does it mean if I think she killed her sister because the sister was a shape-shifting alien parasite that had devoured her real sister's brains and was using her body as a kind of meat husk to hide in while it reproduced using the guy she met at the funeral to lay eggs in eventually releasing a plague of parasitic, brain-eating aliens onto the world?

Also, she killed the guy too, but there was this awesome twist ending where she was a meat husk too and everyone dies!

I think it means I've been watching too much TV, but I'd like to be sure.
 
JonnyFive said:
What does it mean if I think she killed her sister because the sister was a shape-shifting alien parasite that had devoured her real sister's brains and was using her body as a kind of meat husk to hide in while it reproduced using the guy she met at the funeral to lay eggs in eventually releasing a plague of parasitic, brain-eating aliens onto the world?

Also, she killed the guy too, but there was this awesome twist ending where she was a meat husk too and everyone dies!

I think it means I've been watching too much TV, but I'd like to be sure.
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Actually, I think it works better if the "guy" were the shapeshifting alien parasite and he implanted the sister. Otherwise, this is a good answer.
 
JonnyFive said:
Okay, but am I a psycho or not?
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Hmmm?
Let's see.
Gothamite, marries/dates outside of his race, knows the meaning of abrogate, hates CTists, loves coffee....

You sound perfectly average to me! (statistical sampling of 2)

Wait.... but.... If you're really a psycho, then that'd make me.....?

(Do you have a wood-chipper, I could borrow? Mother says wood-chippers are a good thing to have. You never know when you might want to chip someonething up late at night.)
 
Foolmewunz said:
(Do you have a wood-chipper, I could borrow? Mother says wood-chippers are a good thing to have. You never know when you might want to chip someonething up late at night.)
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Did "Fargo" teach you nothing? Woodchippers are messy. And noisy.

An old abandoned dry well full of corpse eating beetles, now that's what you want. Or a supply of 55 gallon drums and a really large desert nearby.

JonnyFive said:
Okay, but am I a psycho or not?
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No, it sounds more like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"
 
Foolmewunz said:
Hmmm?
Let's see.

Gothamite, marries/dates outside of his race, knows the meaning of abrogate, hates CTists, loves coffee....

You sound perfectly average to me! (statistical sampling of 2)
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Well, that's a relief.

Wait.... but.... If you're really a psycho, then that'd make me.....?

(Do you have a wood-chipper, I could borrow? Mother says wood-chippers are a good thing to have. You never know when you might want to chip someonething up late at night.)
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Sorry, my apartment really isn't big enough to warrant having a wood chipper around, but the sanitation workers around here deal with a lot of nondescript plastic bags and don't ask many questions.

Piscivore said:
No, it sounds more like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"
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Honestly, I'm not sure whether to be relieved or terrified. :)
 
I had no idea what the correct answer was ... and I really, really wanted to be a psycho (well, everyone should have a hobby).
 
Snow said:
I had no idea what the correct answer was ... and I really, really wanted to be a psycho (well, everyone should have a hobby).
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Hokulele said:
How about if you show up dressed as the deceased mother in the OP?
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That's technically just cosplay, and while cosplay is pretty disturbing it does not in itself cross the threshold. It might tip the scales to get an applicant in for a borderline case though, so I wouldn't dismiss the idea completely.
 
A friend asked me this when we had dinner in a restaurant about a year ago. It was immediately obvious to me what the answer was. I guess I must be a psychopath. :rolleyes:

I suggest we call this a "stupidity test" instead. If you don't find the correct answer in less than 20 seconds, you're stupid. :wink:

Hey, I just thought of another question and answer with exactly the same possible interpretations:

What's the best TV show ever?
Dexter. If you said anything else, you're stupid.
 
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I got this wrong, my husband figured it out.

I knew he was evil.
 
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