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Psychic in Poker Class

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Last evening I attended the first of a three-session continuing education class in poker at Harper College in Palatine, Illinois (suburban Chicago). One of the students was an elderly lady named Jane who claimed to be a professional psychic. She seemed to be angling for clients. She insisted that she is a better psychic than Irene Hughes, but is not as well known because Hughes is better at gaining media attention.

Before Jane announced any of this, she looked at me and asked my name because I looked familiar to her. I gave her my name, but that failed to jar her memory. I made a game of it, and told her that the circumstances under which she had seen me would come to her before the class ended. My assumption was that she had watched me on television. From 1987 to 2003 I was a host of a daily stock market news program seen on a Chicago TV station. Although I later learned that Jane had been the executive secretary to the president of Harper College. Over thirty years ago I was a student there and worked in the financial aid office. She never did guess where she had seen me, so that will remain on the table until next week.

Early in the class Jane asked the students and teacher for their birth dates, so that she would know their astrological signs (although she claimed not to be an astrologer.) When we asked her to guess, she responded that she is not God. She told one student that he would make a good judge. He just smiled. She told the teacher that he soon would be receiving an unexpected and sizeable sum of money. He replied that his parents had been dead for some time, and a few years ago he had accepted an early retirement in the form of a buyout from a major corporation.

Jane avoided making predictions for me, apparently because I had made some skeptical comments. When I made them she warned that those who state disbelief in psychics would receive bad karma.

During our poker playing sessions, Jane demonstrated no psychic abilities that would have provided her an advantage. She gave no indication that was adept at telling the strength of anyone’s hand. She won an early pot and then no more.

I am inviting suggestions from you regarding questions or responses for me to give to Jane in next week’s class. I don’t want to humiliate her, but I am seeking subtle comments that might alert others to her pretensions. ;)
 
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When she loses a hand, turn to her and say, "And you call yourself a psychic?!"

Or you could ask her why the Universe deems you worthy of bad karma by asking her harmless questions about her abilities. Is the Universe that vindictive that it must intimidate inquisitive people into not asking?

Michael
 
Seeing as how psychics use Zener cards to demonstrate their abilities, playing cards should be no great shakes for them. She should be winning every hand.

I would not be worried about offending her. If she is shopping for clients in the class, then she needs to be confronted head-on.
 
You know, I teach an ongoing education class in poker. It's called "Sunday Night Game" and students are encouraged to bring a couple hundred dollars for the lessons. I promise it'll improve your game!

I wonder, however, why a person who believed they could see the future would want to play poker. Let's say you had perfect knowledge of the cards that would come up in an open-window game such as Hold'em. Even with this knowledge, there are still many times where you would lose your money. (all knowledge does for a person in poker is increase the amount of winings in the long term. On any night a rabid chimp playing with his cards exposed could beat the best poker player int he world. It's a fustrating game that way)

Being able to see the future would be a better talent for a lottery type game.

If you were offered a choice of being able to predict a 1 milion dollar lottery, or the ability to see all of the cards in a 5 million dollar tournament, you would be better off taking the lottery.
 
Pick a card, any card...

Shuffle the deck, pick a card at random, hold it against your forehead with the back of the card towards Jane, and ask her what it is. Have others do the same. Keep track of her guesses and the actual cards. Re-shuffle the entire decks between draws to prevent her from counting the cards. Her chances per draw of getting the right answer:

Exact Card == 1.93% (Rank & Suit)
Exact Rank == 7.69% (A, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, or K)
Exact Suit == 25.0% (Diamonds, Clubs, Spades, or Hearts)
Suit Color == 50.0% (Red or Black)
Face Card == 23.1% (J, Q, or K)
Number Card == 76.9% (A, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 10)

This assumes no jokers, except for the psychic herself, of course! ;)
 
When she calls someone's bluff and wins big, say "What are you, psychic?!"
 
Re-raise her all-in. Then say, "Bet you didn't see that coming."
 
Buy a pigasus from the JREF store and every time she loses a hand, give it a kiss.
 
Seeing as how psychics use Zener cards to demonstrate their abilities, playing cards should be no great shakes for them. She should be winning every hand.

I would not be worried about offending her. If she is shopping for clients in the class, then she needs to be confronted head-on.

Indeed, you'd think all psychics would be more involved in gambling activities rather than spending time with clients. You're probably right about confronting her more directly. We'll see if she shows up on Thursday after receiving lukewarm or mildly hostile responses last week. :boggled:
 
I got a poker question... What is the point of re-raising someone who is all-in.. they can't call or raise anymore anyway !

It can only affect the other players who are yet to call, fold or raise.
 
I got a poker question... What is the point of re-raising someone who is all-in.. they can't call or raise anymore anyway !

It can only affect the other players who are yet to call, fold or raise.
If there is no one else still in the hand, it has no point. If there is at least one other person, then yes, it has a point. Just because one person is all in, it doesn't mean you can't keep betting.
 

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