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Proof of God's existence! 1 million dollar challenge at the end! Randi better pay-up!

Proof that musleman's god was created by Bertram the Talking Fish! 1 million fishy-breath blessings at the end!

Bertram is/hasbeen/would be known to bench-press multiple universes entirely outwith such constraints as 'elapsed time'. Bertram refuses to provide proof of his existence to creatures that deliberately evolved out of their assigned environment, amphibians this means you. (And not just unto the seventh generation.) But its existence can be inferred from the inability of muscleman to prove its non-existence. Or to demonstrate that fish aren't provided with such proof.
I would point out that domestic cats traditionally favour the eating of fish, and all domestic cats are the servants of Satan ... we can all see where that'sgoing.
Hell, by the way, isn't about burning, it's about that 'Oh ◊◊◊◊ I'm drowning' feeling for ever. For mammals, anyway. That angle obviously doesn't work for amphibians. They have their own Hell, and I'm not privy to the details.
I undertake not to consider any support for this thesis as binding, and I also undertake not to view any of muscleman's responses unless summoned to do so by another talking fish. And not necessarily in the latter case, since I really hate that drowning sensation ...
 
CapelDodger said:
But its existence can be inferred from the inability of muscleman to prove its non-existence.
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Quick! Grab a beer and name that logical flaw!
 
Doctor X
My mistake, I wasn’t paying attention when you color coded the them.
 
How stupid I feel. The answer was in front of us the whole time.

Muscle-man. He has the supernatural power to lift things. Of course, why didn't I see it before?
 
"Here, in March 2003, the Lord God manifested himself to the non-believers in the guise of an idiot"

- small plaque erected by the Catholic church in memory of the revelation we were so lucky to have witnessed.
 
Re: HERES MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE

muscleman said:
ANYWAYS... MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE WILL BE FIRST DESCRIBED AS A STORY.. HERE IT GOES...

THERE WAS A GUY BY THE NAME OF MUSCLEMAN... ONE DAY HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF "WHAT AM I CAPABLE OF? WHAT IS FAITH? IS FAITH NOT FEARING ANYTHING U PUT YOUR MIND INTO IT?"..

...

THIRD MOVE WAS KNOWING HIS STRENGTH.. HE WAS AT FIRST IN DOUBT AND AFRAID, BUT HE DECIDED TO BENCH 400 LBS, WITHOUT FEARING IF HE CAN DO IT, OR NOT IN FRON OF CROWDS (IN THE GYM)...

MUSCLEMAN IS 5' 7, 187 LBS, ...

NOW HOW MANY TIMES CAN MUSCLEMAN BENCH PRESS 400 LBS?

HE CAN DO IT 15 TIMES, 10 SETS, IN UNDER 30 MINUTES...

400 LBS MULTIPLIED BY 15 IS EQUALS TO 6,000. 6,000 MULTIPLIED BY 10 IS EQUALS TO 60,000 LBS!!

SO MUSCLEMAN CAN BENCH PRESS 60,000 LBS IN UNDER 30 MINUTES!!!

THATS MUSCLEMAN'S SUPERNATURAL CLAIM...

NOW, HE CAN SEND A COPY OF A VIDEO TAPE AND DO IT IN THE GYM WHERE HE WORKSOUT, OR. HE CAN PERFORM IT LIVE FOR JAMES RANDI..

AS FAR AS MUSCLEMAN KNOWS, NOBODY IN PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BENCH PRESS THAT MUCH AT SUCH A SMALL SIZE, ESPECIALLY WITH THE SIZE OF HIS LEGS..
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I spent 5 minutes on the Internet.

Mike Duffy holds the UK bench press record (at the 82.5 kg weight limit).
He lifted 472 lb on 21/2/81.

Perhaps you could tackle that simple task first.

muscleman said:
NOW, WILL THIS BE APPROVED TO BE A 1MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE? OR NOT?
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Well are you claiming some psychic power?
What is it?
Do you mean that every world champion can claim the Randi prize?
So the answer is no.
 
Re: HERES MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE

muscleman said:
ANYWAYS... MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE WILL BE FIRST DESCRIBED AS A STORY.. HERE IT GOES...

THERE WAS A GUY BY THE NAME OF MUSCLEMAN... ONE DAY HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF "WHAT AM I CAPABLE OF? WHAT IS FAITH? IS FAITH NOT FEARING ANYTHING U PUT YOUR MIND INTO IT?"..

SO MUSCLEMAN ONE DAY THOUGHT WENT TO A HOUSE ALONE ( WHICH IS BELIEVED TO BE HAUNTED) AND STAYED THERE, WENT TO THE PLACE WHERE THERE WAS A MIRROR (A SINK CLOSE TO THE BATHROOM), STARED AT THE MIRROR LOOKING AT HIS REFLECTION ALONE.... STAYED THERE FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN CONQUER FEAR..

DURING THOSE TIMES, MUSCLEMAN HEARD NOISES, FROM CRACKLING, TO BUMPING (WHICH COULD BE MOUSE, OR SOMETHING ELSE)... HIS FACE AS HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LITERALLY TURNED BLOOD RED...

BUT ABOUT AN HOUR LATER, HE CONCQUERED IT, AND NO LONGER IS MUSCLEMAN AFRAID OF THE DARK...
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There are major problems here if you want this as a claim for psychic powers.
Can you prove you were afraid of the dark initially? If not, why should you get $1,000,000?
Also plenty of people with phobias have conquered them (e.g. spiders, snakes, public speaking), without needing psychic powers. How do you prove you weren't using well known methods, like they were?

muscleman said:
SECOND MOVE IS FACING A BIG BULLY. MUSCLEMAN CHALLENGED HIM FOR A WRESTLING (TOGETHER WITH THE CROWDS), AFTER 4 TRIES, MUSCLES MAN BEAT HIM 3 TIMES, WHILE THE BULLY ONLY WON ONCE... (6' 3 LINEMAN FOOTBALL PLAYER, HE KNOWS FROM THE OLD DAYS), HE CALLED HIM ON THE PHONE AFTERWARDS, TALKED TO HIM, AND THE BULLY IF NOT AFRAID, HAVE A BIG RESPECT FOR HIM...
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Did the 'bully' have any wrestling skills?
I've seen experienced wrestlers take out bigger opponents.

I've also seen trained weightlifters lift more than heavier opponents....

muscleman said:
THIRD MOVE WAS KNOWING HIS STRENGTH..

MUSCLEMAN IS 5' 7, 187 LBS,

NOW HOW MANY TIMES CAN MUSCLEMAN BENCH PRESS 400 LBS?

HE CAN DO IT 15 TIMES, 10 SETS, IN UNDER 30 MINUTES...

400 LBS MULTIPLIED BY 15 IS EQUALS TO 6,000. 6,000 MULTIPLIED BY 10 IS EQUALS TO 60,000 LBS!!

SO MUSCLEMAN CAN BENCH PRESS 60,000 LBS IN UNDER 30 MINUTES!!!

THATS MUSCLEMAN'S SUPERNATURAL CLAIM...

AS FAR AS MUSCLEMAN KNOWS, NOBODY IN PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BENCH PRESS THAT MUCH AT SUCH A SMALL SIZE, ESPECIALLY WITH THE SIZE OF HIS LEGS..
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Another 5 minutes on the net (someone else already found this):

http://www.soldiermagazine.co.uk/mag/sport2.htm

'Sgt Neil Thomas (SEME) set a new accumulative military bench press world record by lifting his own body weight 33 times.'

That's the world record, as per the Guiness Book of World Records.

Actually he bench pressed more than 7067 lb in 41 seconds.
So you did about 9 times as much weight, but took about 40 times longer.



Look, it's good if you can conquer your fears and do lots of physical exercise.
But communicating (which includes logical debating, good spelling lower case on the Internet) is just as important.
You really need to work on that now.
 
Re: HERES MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE

muscleman said:
DOCTORX, U ALWAYS SAY MY ARGUMENTS ARE POOR, MEANING, DEBUNKED... BUT WILL NOT SHOW IT.. BY CALLING SOMETHING "DEBUNKED" DOESNT MEAN IT IS, UNLESS YOU WILL "SHOW" THE PART THAT IS DEBUNKED AS U CLAIM..


ANYWAYS... MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE WILL BE FIRST DESCRIBED AS A STORY.. HERE IT GOES...

THERE WAS A GUY BY THE NAME OF MUSCLEMAN... ONE DAY HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF "WHAT AM I CAPABLE OF? WHAT IS FAITH? IS FAITH NOT FEARING ANYTHING U PUT YOUR MIND INTO IT?"..

SO MUSCLEMAN ONE DAY THOUGHT WENT TO A HOUSE ALONE ( WHICH IS BELIEVED TO BE HAUNTED) AND STAYED THERE, WENT TO THE PLACE WHERE THERE WAS A MIRROR (A SINK CLOSE TO THE BATHROOM), STARED AT THE MIRROR LOOKING AT HIS REFLECTION ALONE.... STAYED THERE FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN CONQUER FEAR..

DURING THOSE TIMES, MUSCLEMAN HEARD NOISES, FROM CRACKLING, TO BUMPING (WHICH COULD BE MOUSE, OR SOMETHING ELSE)... HIS FACE AS HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LITERALLY TURNED BLOOD RED...

BUT ABOUT AN HOUR LATER, HE CONCQUERED IT, AND NO LONGER IS MUSCLEMAN AFRAID OF THE DARK...

SECOND MOVE IS FACING A BIG BULLY. MUSCLEMAN CHALLENGED HIM FOR A WRESTLING (TOGETHER WITH THE CROWDS), AFTER 4 TRIES, MUSCLES MAN BEAT HIM 3 TIMES, WHILE THE BULLY ONLY WON ONCE... (6' 3 LINEMAN FOOTBALL PLAYER, HE KNOWS FROM THE OLD DAYS), HE CALLED HIM ON THE PHONE AFTERWARDS, TALKED TO HIM, AND THE BULLY IF NOT AFRAID, HAVE A BIG RESPECT FOR HIM...

THIRD MOVE WAS KNOWING HIS STRENGTH.. HE WAS AT FIRST IN DOUBT AND AFRAID, BUT HE DECIDED TO BENCH 400 LBS, WITHOUT FEARING IF HE CAN DO IT, OR NOT IN FRON OF CROWDS (IN THE GYM)...

AND SO HE LIFTED, AND LIFTED, AND LIFTED...

MUSCLEMAN IS 5' 7, 187 LBS, HE MEASURED HIS LEGS, WHICH IS EACH 26 INCHES IN CIRCUMFERENCE (HE MEASURED IT YESTERDAY...). SO HE GOT HUGE LEGS...

MUSCLEMAN ALSO MEASURED HIS BICEPS, WHICH MEASURED ABOUT 16 INCHES (CLOSE TO IT)...


HIS WASTE IS 34 INCHES, ITS FATTY, BECAUSE HE GAINED ALOT OF FAT WEIGHT (HE IS IN EXCELLENT SHAPE IF WEIGHING 175 LBS.)

NOW HOW MANY TIMES CAN MUSCLEMAN BENCH PRESS 400 LBS?

HE CAN DO IT 15 TIMES, 10 SETS, IN UNDER 30 MINUTES...

400 LBS MULTIPLIED BY 15 IS EQUALS TO 6,000. 6,000 MULTIPLIED BY 10 IS EQUALS TO 60,000 LBS!!

SO MUSCLEMAN CAN BENCH PRESS 60,000 LBS IN UNDER 30 MINUTES!!!

WOW!

THATS MUSCLEMAN'S SUPERNATURAL CLAIM...

NOW, HE CAN SEND A COPY OF A VIDEO TAPE AND DO IT IN THE GYM WHERE HE WORKSOUT, OR. HE CAN PERFORM IT LIVE FOR JAMES RANDI..

AS FAR AS MUSCLEMAN KNOWS, NOBODY IN PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BENCH PRESS THAT MUCH AT SUCH A SMALL SIZE, ESPECIALLY WITH THE SIZE OF HIS LEGS..

NOW, WILL THIS BE APPROVED TO BE A 1MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE? OR NOT?
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lol
You dont juice by any chance do you muscleman? ;)
 
WRAITH, IM ALL 100% NATURAL. NO STEROIDS OR ANY STIMULANT. NOTHING, NOT EVEN PROTEIN SHAKES, NOTHING.. I TOOK CREATINE YEARS AGO, BUT IT DIDNT WORK FOR ME, I GAIN FAT WEIGHT INSTEAD. I DONT BELIEVE IN ANY SUPPLEMENTS, THEY ARE PLAIN MONEY MAKING BUSINESS.

I CAN EVEN TAKE A BLOOD SAMPLE, LIVE FOR RANDI.... AGAIN I TAKE NO PROTEIN SHAKES OR BARS...NOTHING...I EAT JUNK FOODS, OR WHATEVER I CAN GET MY HANDS ON...
 
muscleman said:
WRAITH, IM ALL 100% NATURAL. NO STEROIDS OR ANY STIMULANT. NOTHING, NOT EVEN PROTEIN SHAKES, NOTHING.. I TOOK CREATINE YEARS AGO, BUT IT DIDNT WORK FOR ME, I GAIN FAT WEIGHT INSTEAD. I DONT BELIEVE IN ANY SUPPLEMENTS, THEY ARE PLAIN MONEY MAKING BUSINESS.

I CAN EVEN TAKE A BLOOD SAMPLE, LIVE FOR RANDI.... AGAIN I TAKE NO PROTEIN SHAKES OR BARS...NOTHING...I EAT JUNK FOODS, OR WHATEVER I CAN GET MY HANDS ON...
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American beef? I thought you didn't take steroids?
 
WRAITH, IM ALL 100% NATURAL.
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Yeah, natural original hick. I'm sure you smell natural too :rolleyes:

(I realize this is an ad hominem and hasten to apologize.) (heheh)

Hans
 
Any chance of a debate?

muscleman said:
I DONT SMOKE, NEVER GOT HIGH, NEVER GOT DRUNK... IM CLEAN....
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And you don't use lower case. :rolleyes:

Look, I asked these recent questions:

There are major problems here if you want this (your haunted house visit) as a claim for psychic powers.
Can you prove you were afraid of the dark initially? If not, why should you get $1,000,000?
Also plenty of people with phobias have conquered them (e.g. spiders, snakes, public speaking), without needing psychic powers. How do you prove you weren't using well known methods, like they were?

Did the 'bully' (that you defeated) have any wrestling skills?
I've seen experienced wrestlers take out bigger opponents.

Please answer them.
You should also comment on the world cumulative bench press record.
 
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