Promiscuity causes demonic possession!

[joobz]

Sex euphemisms:
Horizontal Hula
Naked Dance of the Romans
Bumpin Uglies

and now
Summoning Demons.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

I the interests of scientific research I propose that we need to increase our personal promiscuity with chosen parterns(it would appear to be better if the increase was with same sex partners but it is not needed) and see how many of us get possesed by demons.

Who is with me?

Well, I don't want to increase my promiscuity. I rather like monogamy, but that's my own personal choice. However the article also says:

Fr. Davies also warns in his book against so-called New Age and occult practices, as well as trendy exercise and "spiritual healing" regimens derived from eastern religions.

By trendy exercise, I assume he means yoga. I'm thinking of taking a yoga class this weekend at the gym. I will report back if I get demonically possessed whilst practicing yoga.

 

[gumboot]

Can you say instant threesome?!?

Wouldn't it be a foresome?

 

[Kopji]

One of my (many) wake up calls was when we were having our bipolar son evaluated. They seemed concerned that we might think he was possessed by demons.
Articles like that amaze me that people think with the same minds that can come up with that stuff.

There is an atheist knitting forum?

 

[James Fox]

Wouldn't it be a foresome?

Sorry I completely blew the math. I suppose what I really had in mind would involve five not three.

 

[Ysidro]

I can't believe you're all avoiding the real topic of the existence of an atheist knitting forum! What about all those poor atheists who are being knitted, sewed, and crocheted? Won't someone please think of the atheists!?

 

[gumboot]

Atheists make for better yarn, and you know it.

 

[catbasket]

I can't believe you're all avoiding the real topic of the existence of an atheist knitting forum! What about all those poor atheists who are being knitted, sewed, and crocheted? Won't someone please think of the atheists!?

I can't believe you're all avoiding the topic of those who suffer the Triple Demon Whammy^TM. Won't someone please think of the promiscuous homosexual pornographers?

 

[IMST]

True Atheists^tm crochet.

 

[Doubt]

Funny. I always thought is was demonic possession that caused promiscuity!

 

[Ladewig]

By trendy exercise, I assume he means yoga.

Tai Chi also comes to mind.

In some fields progress seems to come only when the close-minded people grow old and die off. Of course, even then, progress is not guaranteed.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

True Atheists^tm crochet.

Well, actually the group is called Atheist and Agnostic Crafters, so people who crochet are included. However, I'm a knitter, so I think of it as a knitting forum.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

I submit the following bit of wisdom from GiT:

What no pictures? No a single one? No one named as confirming the levitation?

Let me guess -- when ever you show up with a camera, the evidence of possesion goes away.

Skeptical suggestion for exorcism -- keep a camera nearby at all times.

But seriously... demon possession in 2008? The RCC is a disgrace to any thinking human.

 

[RobRoy]

But seriously... demon possession in 2008? The RCC is a disgrace to any thinking human.

You can't blame the RCC for standing behind what it states as "facts". Blame them for their hypocrisy, certainly, but they've held that God, angels, Satan and demons have existed all along. This has been as "true" for the RCC in 1508 as it is in 2008 and will be in 2508.