Predictions for 2004

[Nyarlathotep]

My predictions :
People will remain largely stupid.
G.W.Bush will remain an idiot
The administration will continue to lie to the American people ( About pick a topic )
The Dumbocrats will kill any hope of winning in 2004 and then will proceed to devour thier young..
The Earth will revolve around the Sun.
The cesspool of human misery that is North Korea, Isrialeistine, and AfgananIranIraqistan will continue to demonstrate that the human race is nothing but apes with car keys.

Have a nice day

Apes with car keys...

Apt description, I am going to have to remember that one.

 

[Luke T.]

You're always thinking about lesbos though...

Yeah. I keep waiting for my wife to get the hint. *sigh*

edit: I can safely predict that is not going to happen in 2004.

 

[charley_bigtime]

Are you guys going back to the 'naked games'?

That would be cool...

Sod that.

There'll be all sorts of problems handing over the baton in the relays......

 

[American]

I love the putz who gives out one-star no matter what.


Aww, poor me. I'm hurt!


Loser.

 

[BTox]

I love the putz who gives out one-star no matter what.


Aww, poor me. I'm hurt!


Loser.

Gave you another star - feel better?

My only predictions: the U.S. economy kicks into high gear, unemployment drops dramatically by the end of Q2, Ion tosses himself off a tall building and lands square on his head, yet survives and continues to post as before.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

- Brokaw Jennings and Rather: all sacked. They will either be forced to retire in a big show for ratings, or canned unceremoniously like happened at CNN. They are old, ratings are down, money talks, so clean out your office and turn in your badge. Naturally, they will be replaced by young blonde females and the whitest token black males you've ever seen.

$10,000 says you are wrong. Now, I know you don't have that kind of money, but let's pretend.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Iraq will become the 51st state.

Republicans will remove the restriction on the POTUS being required to be born in America so that Schwarzeneggar can run in 2008.

Democrats will counter with a removal of the 2 term limit so Clinton can run again in 2008.

Marketing specialists will disagree on whether to call the resulting 2008 election "The Battle of the Gropers" or "The Battle of the Hummers".

There will be a mass election of celebrities to governorships, including Jerry Springer in Ohio, Oprah Winfrey in Illinois, and Howard Stern in New York (after successfully lobbying to remove the financial disclosure requirement for candidates for governor). Ted Nugent will run in Michigan, but will lose to Gene Simmons.

 

[Troll]

Racism will increase on this board as will be prove by claims of it by Fool.

Bush wins by more than a 20% margin.

Attacks on troops in Iraq die down

Bin Laden is found to have been dead for several months, after the last message he allegedy sends out and further disenfranchises people from becoming his death-bomb morons.

Arafat realizes funds are low since Saddam ain't able to cough up the cash and decides to save his own ass and sends people after Hamas and other palestinian groups that are already disenfranchised from killing themselves to support their families. As such the rate of attacks on Israel drops, AUP has less to bitch about since the IDF has nothing to respond to and Arafat enters talks with a little more sincereity than he's had in the past 30 years.

Jobs wil increase, Ion will say not fast enough, and try to use that to convince others to do what he cannot do and that is vote i the elections against Bush.

 

[Luke T.]

By the end of 2004, Arafat won't even be able to remember his own name, if he is still alive by then.

 

[aerocontrols]

By the end of 2004, Arafat won't even be able to remember his own name, if he is still alive by then.

Pshaw... Don't you know who you're talking about? You're talking about General Arafat!

You must be acurately when speaking of General Arafat! Be concise! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT!?!


Palpatine for Emperor: 2004

 

[Cain]

At the end of the year someone will create a 2005 predictions thread on the James Randi Forums. It will dumb just like this one.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Rush Limbaugh - jail.

Michael Jackson - jail.

Kobe Bryant - jail.

World leaders will begin the long and arduous process of campaigning to be the Antichrist, which will culminate in 2012, the end of the world.

 

[Troll]

At the end of the year someone will create a 2005 predictions thread on the James Randi Forums. It will dumb just like this one.

Cain will copy and paste the above at the end of 2004.

 

[The Fool]

Racism will increase on this board as will be prove by claims of it by Fool.

Have you seen someone about this obsession you have with me? How about if I promise to stop making you look stupid, will you try and get over it?

 

[American]

Rush Limbaugh - jail.

Michael Jackson - jail.

Kobe Bryant - jail.

I think all 3 will settle out of court.


I LOVE money!!!!!!!

 

[Dancing David]

The Presidentcy will stay with GWB
The democrats will flounder under the burden of not having a clear issue to campaign on
The president will declare the war in Iraq is over

Micheal Jackson will sue the County and the State of California

Bill Clinton will host a TV show

Someone on this board will say that atheism is a religion
Someone on this board will say that science is a religion

JJ and hamme will continue to flame each other
BillHoyt wil continue to flame TaiChi

Genghis Pawn will be found and exposed.

The Greeks will host a TV show on Spike called The naked Olympics, amongst the events will be jump rope and hopscotch

I will vote this thread five stars, as I do many of American's threads.

 

[American]

The Presidentcy will stay with GWB
The democrats will flounder under the burden of not having a clear issue to campaign on
The president will declare the war in Iraq is over

Micheal Jackson will sue the County and the State of California

Bill Clinton will host a TV show

Someone on this board will say that atheism is a religion
Someone on this board will say that science is a religion

JJ and hamme will continue to flame each other
BillHoyt wil continue to flame TaiChi

Genghis Pawn will be found and exposed.

The Greeks will host a TV show on Spike called The naked Olympics, amongst the events will be jump rope and hopscotch

I will vote this thread five stars, as I do many of American's threads.

You have been so insightful, and my aging heart is so flattered and enlarged ala endocarditis, that I grant you a Christmas reprive from my ignore list. (Lucky thing I clicked to read this...)

That leaves Interesting Ian as the only person I am ignoring. He needs to apologize for his f--t jokes, or otherwise compensate in some way. Maybe next year.


Happy New Year to all, and I'm glad no one got themselves blowed up too bad or anything (at least not on the east coast or around the long way to the international date line. 85% of the planet survived, and that's good 'nuff.)

 

[Michael Redman]

I think all 3 will settle out of court.


I LOVE money!!!!!!!

Settle criminal charges out of court? Why didn't O.J. think of that?

 

[American]

Settle criminal charges out of court? Why didn't O.J. think of that?

Cause they didn't offer him a deal and none of those things comes close to murder.

 

[American]

Almost forgot this one.


Saddam will be tried in........ {drum roll} ..... the HAGUE!


1) We need to deal for his life to get him to talk.

2) What better way to invalidate a world court than to turn over the most evil man possible to a system that not only refuses to execute him, but also has a tradition of releasing mass murders when they become white-haired old men (as they did for Nazis). Iraqis will forever be in fear of Saddam returning, and there will be great outrage at the whole European system of justice. After that, it's goodbye, world court.