Ice at high latitudes will do more weird **** that ice at high latitudes has never done before in human history.
The test roll-out of Amazon Wagon, a same-day local delivery option by remotely-driven horse cart, will be canceled before completion due to animal cruelty complaints. Development of the Amazon Saint Bernard, Amazon African Swallow, and Amazon Swarm Of Rats With Brain Electrodes delivery options will be put on hold. However, Kick It To Me™, a "crowdsourced" delivery option in which Amazon puts electronic direction indicators on its boxes and leaves them on the sidewalk outside their warehouses, and customers can earn micro-credits by finding boxes and shoving them in the general direction of their destinations, will be a huge success, especially after third-party developers create apps like "GoKickNow" and "KITM Wizard."
As a result of media hysteria following a few minor teenage pranks, Santa Claus costumes will be unwelcome, and scheduled appearances of live Santa actors will be canceled, in towns across the U.S. next Christmas season.
A selection of previously unreleased Prince recordings will be issued. Aimed at the growing analog LP collector's market, the recordings will be released only on vinyl and packaged in a round steel tin modeled after a vintage film reel container. The demand will be grossly under-estimated, making the item very hard to find. Retailers will quickly become tired of customers constantly asking, "Do you have Prince album in a can?"
Economic and technological developments will stimulate dramatic progress in perfecting and popularizing carless drivers.
The reward from a successful Kickstarter that I back will be disappointing.
