1) I will drink considerably more beer in 2015 than I did in 2014.
2) After Microsoft realizes that Windows 10 is even worse than 8, it will close its doors, resulting in mass chaos as millions of users scramble to buy a Mac
3) Miley Cyrus will appear topless on Anderson Cooper, leading Anderson to declare that he is, in fact, bisexual.
4) After the Broncos win the Super Bowl, Hillary Clinton will announce that she has chosen Peyton Manning to be her running mate in 2016.
5) A west coast volcano will erupt, burying a major city under pyroclastic flow. The eruption will be linked to fracking in North Dakota.
6) It will be friggin cold in Dec, 2015, and this will be linked to Global Warming.
7) One of my videos will get 10 billion views on Utube, leading to me quitting my job, moving to a tropical island, and drinking even more beer.
8) A prominent comedian will commit suicide.
9) Scientists will uncover specific evidence that drinking more beer leads to a longer lifespan.
10) If none of my predictions verify, I will announce in Jan 2015 that they did, in fact, occur, but that it was in a parallel universe so none of you observed it.