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7. The surprise Broadway smash hit will feature something outrageous, perhaps a fake but realistic depiction of a sexual act on stage.
Curious. One of the popular series hits is called "Smash," centering around a Broadway musical, and features lots of sex appeal. The supposed Broadway production is about Marilyn Monroe. With more episodes to come, could there be more outrageous acts on stage, perhaps more erotic appeal? And might I be in a position to claim yet another hit?
 
9. A viral video will show someone doing something stupid and getting hurt, but apparently not hurt badly. The video will be shown repeatedly because many will think it is funny. But when the person shown in the video dies of injuries he suffered during the event, a debate will occur whether the video still ought to be shown. Some will liken it to a "snuff film."
Not quite a hit, or not a hit quite yet: A man in Quebec was killed three days ago while "couch surfing," an activity that is depicted "in several viral online videos," according to cbc.ca/news/.
 
2. Discovery of the Higgs boson will be confirmed, but there will be a discovery of a new problem with the Standard Model.
2a. Nearly all media outlets will insist on calling the Higgs particle "The God Particle," and a group of scientists will politely ask that this naming convention be discontinued. The scientists will be personally insulted by various religious groups because of this.
Holy crap, no sooner do I post the bit about the guy in Quebec, then THIS hits the news services:
2012 could be a big year for the Higgs Boson.

Last week, a researcher promised to present something "interesting" next month related to the subatomic particle said to be the building block of the Universe.

Scientists still have not proved the existence of the Higgs Boson particle, but Scientific American reports that at least one team of researchers may be getting closer to finding the elusive, so-called "God particle."
 
A prophet

Hello Prophet, *
That's a very good prediction I think I'll improve it and use it for myself.

Big air disasters can be very newsworthy and so later being able to say you predicted one would be a nice feather in anyone's cap.

However they are also more frequent than people like to think. We've got subject ourselves to these risks so lets downplay them please. This means that a sufficiently vague prediction can come up trumps and appear more impressive than it should be. This is a qood quality for this sort of game.

By the way, these are specifically predictions for 2012 you do know that don't you? If the events you describe haven't happened by 31st December then you've lost.

You can always renew your prediction here for the 2013 thread but the 2012 prediction will have failed. Eventually of course something like this will happen. It's getting the timing right that counts.

What I particularly like about your prediction is the additional specifics that don't really affect the probability. With take off and landing being by far the riskiest part of air travel the bit about "many on the ground" is almost a given. Even if you find that your prediction comes true except the crash happens at sea you can scour the news for an image of recovered bodies laid out on the ground and claim that as what you saw. That's the great thing about the whole "vision" shtick. You can later claim that the divine "vision" you were sent was accurate but it was your mortal interpretation of it that was fallible.

The same goes for all lost. Survivors of mid air collisions aren't easy to come by. Chances are that near enough everybody will die.

Given the events of the 1977 Tenerife airport disasterWP and the 1996 Charkhi Dadri mid-air collisionWP it would seem that two airliners collide every 20 years or so. Perhaps we're about due? A one in twenty a hit here will not really be statistically speaking very significant. One in twenty is often used as a cutoff point for a statistical wow factor. Yet if this year does roll a critical fail on it's air safety check, Joe Public will be far more impressed with your prediction than the statisticians here.

Now many will point out that air safety measure do increase and that collision detection systems in particular make the skies are much safer today than at any time in the past. This is true and if you're an individual passenger air travel is getting safer and safer all the time. Yet if you're looking for an accident in any particular year the increase in air traffic seems to counter this.

However I think that you'd be better to construct your prediction to account as just as good a hit for two airliners colliding but equally applicable to an airliner colliding with a different type of aircraft. These often have less stringent insurance requirements and so looking at the near miss stats they're are far more likely. I'm even expressing a bit of doubt about the other aircraft. Often the causes of crashes can be up for debate so if there's room for doubt I can claim to know what the investigators can't find out. I can always remove the punctuation later if I get the full hit. I've also tossed in some additional detail that again fits the bill every time but also allows me to construct a sentence that differentiates between the aircraft without making it obvious why:

I see the safety record of a popular airliner tarnished damaged when it is involved in an accident (with another aircraft?). I see hundreds of bodies on the ground.

What do you think? If you're right I still get just as big a hit in the popular imagination but I've allowed wiggle room in case there's survivors. I also get a big hit if an Airliner crashes with a private helicopter, glider or what have you. I get a trickier hit for a single airliner crash.

To explain why that's important have a look at a list of airliner crashes with over 200 dead.

1974|Turkish Airlines Flight 981|Single Airliner|Over Land
1977|Tenerife Disaster|2 Airliner Collission|Over Land
1978|Air India Flight 855|Single Airliner|Over Sea
1979|American Airlines Flight 191|Single Airliner|Over Land
1980|Saudia Flight 16|Single Airliner|Over Land
1985|Japan Airlines Flight 123|Single Airliner|Over Land
1985|Arrow Air Flight 1285|Single Airliner|Over Land
1991|Air New Zealand Flight 901|Single Airliner|Over Land
1991|Lauda Air Flight 004|Singe Airliner|Over Land
1994|China Airlines Flight 140|Single Airliner|Over Land
1996|Charkhi Dadri|2 Airliner Collission|Over Land
1996|Air Africa crash|Single Airliner|Over Land
1996|TWA Flight 800|Single Airliner|Over Sea
1997|Garuda Indonesia Flight 152|Single Airliner|Over Land
1997|Korean Air Flight 801|Single Airliner|Over Land
1998|Swissair Flight 111|Single Airliner|Over Sea
1998|China Airlines Flight 676|Single Airliner|Over Land
1999|EgyptAir Flight 990|Single Airliner|Over Sea
2001|American Airlines Flight 587|Single Airliner|Over Land
2002|China Airlines Flight 611|Single Airliner|Over Land
2003|Iran Ilyushin Il-76 crash|1 Airliner (and other craft?)|Over Land
2009|Air France Flight 447|Single Airliner|Over Sea

This doesn't include planes that have been bombed or shot down.

While you're at it note how often the "bodies on the ground" bit hits and saves me from having to quote mine myself by stripping the second sentence.

So if I get the 1 in twenty I can claim a rare event. If not there's still an high chance of claiming a big air crash of the sort that's unfortunately far more common. Roughly 60% chance every year. And that's only the one's with over 200 dead. With a more liberal interpretation of "hundreds" then there's over a hundred more crashes I can claim over the same period. In fact the only time in the last few decades in which there hasn't been an air crash involving over a hundred dead seems to be last year. (unless wiki has missed one) That 2011 exception could be gold dust. If someone comes back with a that sort of thing happens every year I can demand proof from the previous year. Brilliant!

* PS check out the definition of the word Prophet. Are you really claiming one of these definitions. And calling yourself the Prophet, it's a good thing all Muslims have such thick skins.

ETA on second thoughts tarnished implies that the safety record was pristine to start with, damaged is going to be a given.
I guess it comes with life experiences. As far as "The Prophet" (a prophet is good enough to me) there are many to which are according to the scripture that is kept by a people(race). Many refer theirs as being the one and only. But of all the prophets given that as a title or self proclaimed ( I guess I fit this but its just that I have experienced/witnessed events that others have or have not also had) as myself(I have been called many a name,as we all, but call me that ok). You mention Muslims...there are prophets from many cultures. We all are prophets. It just depends on what you do with your talents that reflects your title. Mine appear supernatural at times(not exercised). In music,medicine,athleticism, and anything where the persons contribution exceeds in that field.
 
( I guess I fit this but its just that I have experienced/witnessed events that others have or have not also had)

I've done this too. I saw the Beastie Boys in '92. Lots of other people experienced that. I had a dream last night about a fish playing Beethoven's 5th on the Sousaphone. Nobody else experienced that.

I'm reasonably sure this does not make me a prophet.
 
22. One of the most popular books of 2012 will feature a pig.
We can certainly hope our buddy Michael Goudeau does well with his book:
Strip performer shares his creative griddle techniques in book

For nearly 30 years, Michael Goudeau has displayed his creative talents as a comic juggler in such Las Vegas shows as "Folies Bergere," "Jubilee!" and Lance Burton's magic show.

But it turns out that Goudeau is pretty creative in the kitchen, too: He can juggle pancake ingredients -- batter, jelly, powdered sugar -- and turn them into something decidedly different.

A pancake re-creation of Edvard Munch's "The Scream," for instance. A griddlecake homage to Kiefer Sutherland's character in the TV series "24" that Goudeau calls -- you just new this was coming -- "FlapJack Bauer." Three-dimensional pigs and Christmas trees, too, and even a startlingly detailed, pancakey re-creation of a taco plate.
The accompanying photo, from the Las Vegas Review-Journal, shows Goudeau with a pig made from pancakes.
 
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4. A large tornado will rip through a metropolitan center.
Branson Missouri, the famed show business city, was hit by a tornado yesterday. There were actually three confirmed tornados in the area, one of which went from Kimberling City through Branson into Taney County.
 
22. One of the most popular books of 2012 will feature a pig.
Actually, quite a few popular children's books feature pigs, notably "Dream Big, Little Pig!" by Kristi Yamaguchi. Apparently a pig is also featured in "The Hunger Games," which is one of the most popular books right now.
 
8a. At least one Supreme Court justice will suggest that, unless the US Constitution specifically authorizes the Congress to implement a national healthcare plan, the US Congress cannot do so, no matter what.
This is a hit, but it really was an easy one. From today's oral argument about health care:
JUSTICE KENNEDY: [Do] you not have a heavy burden of justification to show authorization under the Constitution?
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GENERAL VERRILLI: No, that's quite different. That's quite different. The food market, while it shares that trait that everybody's in it, it is not a market in which your participation is often unpredictable and often involuntary. It is not a market in which you often don't know before you go in what you need, and it is not a market in which, if you go in and -- and seek to obtain a product or service, you will get it even if you can't pay for it. ... ...
JUSTICE SCALIA: Is that a principled basis for distinguishing this from other situations? ... [Is] it a basis which shows that this is not going beyond what -- what the -- the system of enumerated powers allows the government to do?
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JUSTICE SCALIA: An equally evident constitutional principle is the principle that the Federal Government is a government of enumerated powers and that the vast majority of powers remain in the States and do not belong to the Federal Government.
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CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: The key in Lochner is that we were talking about regulation of the States, right, and the States are not limited to enumerated powers. The Federal Government is.
 
20. Canada will anounce that the penny will be phased out.
Another hit.

From the CTV News:
Finance Minister Jim Flaherty's Federal Budget 2012, released Thursday, proposes $5.2 billion in cuts to departmental spending and includes plans to eliminate the penny, extend the age of eligibility for Old Age Security by two years, and change the retirement age by five years for federal public employees.
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The budget also revealed one of the few storylines that was kept entirely under wraps until reporters were allowed into the budget lockup -- the elimination of the penny by fall 2012.

Doing so will save the Royal Canadian Mint $11-million per year in production costs for the penny, which costs 1.6 cents per coin, to manufacture.
Pennies will still have value but will no longer be minted. Note that this measure was a COMPLETE secret to everyone, yet I foresaw it successfully. There is no retrofitting or poetic license here. This one's an on-the-nose hit.

To all you so-called psychics out there: BEAT THAT!!
 
Another hit.

From the CTV News:Pennies will still have value but will no longer be minted. Note that this measure was a COMPLETE secret to everyone, yet I foresaw it successfully. There is no retrofitting or poetic license here. This one's an on-the-nose hit.

To all you so-called psychics out there: BEAT THAT!!
Play fair you, as someone from across the pond I had no idea that this had been debated to death for ages
 
Play fair you, as someone from across the pond I had no idea that this had been debated to death for ages
Sure, phasing out had been talked about before, but it had never been done. The folly of minting a coin that cost more to make than it was worth had been recognized for a while, but I predicted that 2012 would be the year that the announcement to phase out the penny would be made, and I was right. The fact that the news came as a big surprise to many in Canada suggests that there was no obvious expectation 2012 would be the year.

Leaving aside the fact that many of my predictions in this thread have already come to pass (and 2012 is not even one-quarter over), this particular prediction stands out. I will crow about this prediction because it was totally legitimate and spot-on. (That's not to say that there wasn't a bit of a "trick" in making it, however.) You will be hard pressed to find any "professional" psychics who can do better than this.
 
28. Scandal and rumors will plague a significant food supplier.
Another hit. The big scandal and rumor affecting the food supply is the "pink slime" matter. Inclusion of meat trimmings in beef has produced an outrage. Three national supermarket chains stopped using pink slime, companies like McDonald's have denounced it, and at least one major beef producer, AFA foods, has filed for bankruptcy protection.
 

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