Post Your 2009 Predictions Here

JcR said:
I will tweak my prediction a little.
OK, so I am a revisionist...
Aliens still will finally pick up our television signals from fifty years ago
and then plan an invasion on us.
But it will take them another fifty years to get here.
Their plan was going smooth and about 100 light years away from our planet
an altercation with a Quasar forced them into an alternate Universe.
When they tried to escape and resume their invasion, they slipped into
a Black Hole sending them back 1 million years into our past.
So we need to look for evidence that this has already happened.
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Maybe this is how we became to be on this planet. :)
 
Opec will cut oil production in an attempt to control the price
Opec will increase oil production in an attempt to control the price
Markets round the world will hit 12 month highs
Markets round the world will hit 12 month lows
Robert Mugabe will blame Britain for something
The world will end in 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009
 
I would have laughed in your face if you told me a year ago that at the end of 2008, gas would be less than $2/gallon.
 
* The Human race realizes that today matters. Not some afterlife
* The Human race as a whole works to eradicate famine and help fight diseases and attempt to help humanity become the best it can.
* People will accept that ID/Creation stories are just that... Stories
* The Human race will work together to further science and reason and work to a better understanding of the the Universe
* Space travel for the layman will be available.

Or in no particular order:

* WW3 or at least a year of incidents that lead to WW3
* Unemployment will reach unprecedented records
* More people will die around the well from hunger and clean water
* The Internet will become the new war zone for peoples minds hearts and propaganda machine.
* Those who are hit harder by the economic crises resorts to rioting and looting.
* USA, UK and France (only cause I live here currently ^^) will be placed under Military rule.

Or:

* 2009 keeps on trucking through.
 
Clairvoyant_Kyle said:
My predictions are in the same format as our resident “nut bag” Rapture Witness. And just like RW I’ll tell you what it all mean in like a year when I find a way it relates to a current event. Here is my prediction for next year:

-Kyle
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This dovetails nicely, eerily, even, with some recently-discovered verses of Nostradamus, freely translated (by Robert Bly) I hope I'm not violating copyright with too long an excerpt. Unfortunately, I couldn't figure out in 15 seconds or less how to get the pics in the same post...:(

Taureau, massif, peut tourner.
Les Bollocks jumeaux, polis, brûlure
comme les pamplemousses succulents,
pourtant lui se tient, comme M pour l'argent

(translation)
The Bull, Massive, may turn.
Twin Bollocks, burnished, burn
Like succulent grapefruits, yet
He stands, like M for money

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Courber vers le ciel le stand de tours
Indifférent, indiquant un bleu Cerulean
plus non vu par les hommes, qui prévoient
leurs tours de bavardage, avec des vues gentilles

(translation)
Arcing skyward the towers stand
Indifferent, pointing to a Cerulean Blue
No longer seen by men, who plan
their babbling towers, with nice views

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La tortue débarquera sur son dos,
Ses membres blindés délaissés ont tendu,
L'homme cruel dont pantalon et les pieds sont noirs
A fendu sa coquille et l'ont laissée misérable


(translation)
The tortoise shall land upon its back,
Its helpless armored limbs outstretched,
The Cruel man whose pants and feet are black
Has cracked its shell and left it wretched

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La vérité est un enfant fâché, un bébé sinistre,
font face à contorted, mom' ; l'outgrabe
de colère de s, image d'A congelée peut à temps être dégelé
l'enfant verra le visage de Dieu.

(translation)
Truth is an Angry Child, a baleful babe,
Face contorted, mom's wrath outgrabe,
A picture frozen may in time be thawed
The Child will see the face of God.

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Je ne vois rien, accroupi pendant que je suis
sur un sillon de roche et de sable
Mains et pieds éloquents mais aucun indice que ce que
veux dire vraiment j'est la baise vous

(translation)
I see nothing, hunkered as I am
On a furrow of rock and sand
Hands and feet eloquent but no clue
That what I really mean is **** you
 
In January 2009 there will be at least 5% more posts made in this forum than in January 2008.

See this is proof I am a fake fake psychic. No real fake psychic will be so specific.
 
2009 will be exactly the same as 2008, only completely different.
 
Kansas will become world renowned, but not for a good reason.

I see the sun and a ship. Perhaps a huge explosion of some sort.

The sexuality of a very famous celebrity will be front page news. For a while.

A female British singer, ex of a girlie group will die of an overdose.

Something big will happen with sugar.

I also see a large lake poisoned.
 
1. VP Joe Biden will be banished from the U.S. for laughing out loud after he realizes just how HUGE President Obama's ears really are.

2. In Hollywood , the one movie that really WAS good, will win the Academy Award for best film.

3. Twoofers will produce some actual evidence proving the Federal Government was behind the events of 9/11.

4. Iranian Pres. Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket will publicly announce that he is both gay and Jewish.

5. Uri Gellar will attempt to use psychic powers to make the JREF disappear...and his head will explode.

6. Bigfoot will come out of the woods and shock the world by announcing that he is both gay and Jewish.

7. Both Hamas and Hezbollah will have their collective rear ends handed to them after declaring war on France.

8. Sylvia Browne will be correct in many of her predictions.

9. During a live televised interview, a beautiful, well-built, bikini-clad babe will admit her secret lust for James Randi, because she thinks he's such a hottie.:D

and...

10. I predict that of these predictions, only Number 9 will come true, as the rest of them don't stand a chance.
 
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So, how's everybody doing so far?

Dave Rogers said:
Inclement weather conditions will paralyse the UK rail system and lead to several road closures, despite the fact (as pointed out by several commentators) that far worse weather passed without incident recently in Norway and Sweden.
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http://search.bbc.co.uk/click/p/2/d...euk%2f1%2fhi%2fworld%2feurope%2f7865593%2estm

"Heavy snowfall in Britain has caused major disruption to travel but Moscow manages to function under far worse conditions."


Dave Rogers said:
A poorly judged remark by Jeremy Clarkson will cause nationwide offence, and the resulting outcry will last at least three days. He will not be sacked from presenting "Top Gear" as a result.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7873624.stm

BBC News said:
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has said he is sorry for calling Gordon Brown a "one-eyed Scottish idiot". [...] The BBC said it noted Clarkson's apology for the comments and would be taking no further action.
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And we're not even half way through February.

Dave
 
I know I'm late but...

1. Oprah will lose weight.
2. A devastating natural disaster will strike parts of Asia.
3. A devastating earth quake will hit San Francisco
4. Queen Elizabeth will die.
5. A heat wave will strike Europe in the summer; many will die.
6. There won't be any snow in Norway for Christmas
7. There will be civil riots in parts of Northern Africa
8. Richard Dawkins will receive approximately 2000 e-mails from people who want him to burn in hell.
9. No one will pass the $1 million dollar challenge
10. Lindsey Lohan will be charged with a DUI
 
Ocelot said:
Were you predicting this one

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...g-Gordon-Brown-a-one-eyed-Scottish-idiot.html

or this one

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jul/24/jeremy-clarkson-top-gear-gordon-brown
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... or the next one... or the next...

It's a little unfair predicting that Jeremy Clarkson will cause national outrage, though. It's his job.

Dave Rogers said:
The latest winner of "The X Factor" will have the most incredible year of her life, and appear on next year's series telling everybody how wonderful it was. However, one of the other acts will actually be more commercially successful.
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I haven't heard much from Alexandra Burke lately. JLS seem to be doing quite well, though.

Dave Rogers said:
Leaked Home Office documents will trigger a minor political scandal culminating in the resignation of a Cabinet member, who will later rejoin the Cabinet in another role.
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MP expenses, anyone? Looking good on this one; somebody's bound to end up re-hired.

Dave
 
rjh01 said:
This is the annual beat the psychics at their own game thread. What will happen in 2009?

My preliminary predictions
- Someone will take attempt to harm the new President of the USA and fail.
- Someone else will actually kill a head of state.
- Unemployment will go up a lot around the world.
- Robert L. will make a recovery and devote himself to various www.stop sites.
-This forum will have its performance issues addressed and then it will grow rapidly as measured by the number of active members (currently 2,654) and number of posts made.
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I got at least 2.5 predictions right. Unemployment is up. This forum has had its performance issues addressed and it is growing. Also Robert is home. We are yet to see if he will devote himself to www.stop sites.
 
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