Porn industry seeks federal bailout

[MattusMaximus]

This is just too damn funny, I had to share it!

Porn industry seeks federal bailout

... But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

So far, there has been no congressional reaction to the request.

Larry Flynt is a genius!!!

 

[JFrankA]

Agreed!

I love that man.

 

[MattusMaximus]

Share the story - I already placed it on my Facebook

 

[JFrankA]

I have already. It's going on my adult webpage. Maybe I can get part of the bail out!

 

[ravdin]

Share the story - I already placed it on my Facebook

I posted this on my Facebook page as well. Thanks for the tip!

 

[a_unique_person]

All those porn stars will have to join the rest of us and do it for free, now.

 

[plumjam]

The ultimate money shot.

 

[lionking]

So there may be a new career for me if I get retrenched?

 

[KingMerv00]

I said it on the skepchick blog and I'll say it here:

The porn industry will flourish as long as there are at least 3 people still alive.

 

[Aerik]

Just because people aren't buying your magazine, Larry Flynt, and watching your videos, Joe Francis, doesn't really mean much about the state of Americans' sexualities.

It just means "Three easy payments of $19.95" on a credit card is finally revealed for what it is: retarded.

By their logic, everything you may normally pay for with a credit card needs to be bailed out.

Let's bail out Circuit City!

.... no. Businesses that run on customers' credit cards deserve to die. They are a part of the problem. The problem of made-up money. Which creates bubbles.

 

[PixyMisa]

It's a joke, Joyce.

 

[Shrike]

All they want is a helping hand.

 

[Mercutio]

...but they won't even get lip service.

 

[balrog666]

It's not a bailout, it's a "stimulus package".

 

[KingMerv00]

It's not a bailout, it's a "stimulus package".

Package stimulus.

 

[zaphod2016]

Do we get to own a portion of the ass-ets?

 

[Francesca R]

It's not a bailout, it's a "stimulus package".

It's not a stimulus package it's a "liquidity injection" and a call to "prime the pump".