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Ardent Formulist
I'm often disheartened at yet another piece of evidence that most people in our society don't have a clue what science actually is, although they don't hesitate to reap the benefits of what it has discovered. I had another one of those moments last night while watching "The Middle", one of my favorite sitcoms. Sure, it's just a sitcom, and I shouldn't take it seriously. It still made me a little ill.
In the episode, the daughter Sue was in a science class taught by a grumpy curmudgeon who was fed up with "kids today". He assigned the class a project whereby each student was to come up with a hypothesis and test it.
Sue actually came up with a pretty good one: "Smiles are contagious." It's simple and fairly easy to test, although the controls that would be required aren't immediately obvious. However, when she told the teacher what she had chosen, he criticized her choice, saying she was unlikely to win the Nobel Prize for that. At the same time, he praised other students for having more sciency-sounding ideas.
The rest of the episode showed her testing the hypothesis on various people, and finding that, in fact, smiling is not contagious. It was a pretty awfully designed test, but this is a high school student who has received zero guidance from her teacher, so I suppose it's understandable.
In the end, she turned in her paper showing her findings. The show portrayed the teacher reading it silently with a voice-over of Sue saying that, although she hadn't been able to prove her hypothesis, she was never going to rest until she proved that smiling was contagious, because the world needs smiles, and science doesn't explain everything, and other maudlin crap. The paper was so moving that it melted the teacher's icy heart, and he smiled warmly as he read it.
All I could think of was: WHAT A CRAPPY SCIENCE TEACHER. He had totally failed to teach her what science was about. The purpose of an experiment is not to prove your hypothesis right, it's to determine whether it is right or wrong. The idea that negative results should only push you to keep searching for something that clearly isn't there is why there is so much money wasted on woo, trying in vain to find some miniscule effect of ESP or ghosts or what have you.
Anyway, now I'm bummed out. We live in a society of morons. My favorite show has been tainted by wooish writing. My plantar fascitis is acting up.
Can anyone cheer me up?
In the episode, the daughter Sue was in a science class taught by a grumpy curmudgeon who was fed up with "kids today". He assigned the class a project whereby each student was to come up with a hypothesis and test it.
Sue actually came up with a pretty good one: "Smiles are contagious." It's simple and fairly easy to test, although the controls that would be required aren't immediately obvious. However, when she told the teacher what she had chosen, he criticized her choice, saying she was unlikely to win the Nobel Prize for that. At the same time, he praised other students for having more sciency-sounding ideas.
The rest of the episode showed her testing the hypothesis on various people, and finding that, in fact, smiling is not contagious. It was a pretty awfully designed test, but this is a high school student who has received zero guidance from her teacher, so I suppose it's understandable.
In the end, she turned in her paper showing her findings. The show portrayed the teacher reading it silently with a voice-over of Sue saying that, although she hadn't been able to prove her hypothesis, she was never going to rest until she proved that smiling was contagious, because the world needs smiles, and science doesn't explain everything, and other maudlin crap. The paper was so moving that it melted the teacher's icy heart, and he smiled warmly as he read it.
All I could think of was: WHAT A CRAPPY SCIENCE TEACHER. He had totally failed to teach her what science was about. The purpose of an experiment is not to prove your hypothesis right, it's to determine whether it is right or wrong. The idea that negative results should only push you to keep searching for something that clearly isn't there is why there is so much money wasted on woo, trying in vain to find some miniscule effect of ESP or ghosts or what have you.
Anyway, now I'm bummed out. We live in a society of morons. My favorite show has been tainted by wooish writing. My plantar fascitis is acting up.
Can anyone cheer me up?
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