Pop quiz hot shots!

[c4ts]

So you're in a bar and you meet an incredibly attractive man/woman (that is a man or a woman not a manwoman..although there was that time in Beijing..ah sweet memories..anyway), the kind of person you can imagine marrying then and there, fall nto their eyes and swim around yada yada yada.

You're chatting away, he/she is funny intelligent thoughtful etc and really digging you. This looks like a dead cert.

And then the bomb: 'I've been suffering bad energy lately, my homeopathist has recommended a good reiki healer. I haven't felt the same since mars moved into my sign.'

Pop quiz hot shots, what do you do?

Tell her "The planets have been fortunate to you. It just so happens that I'm a level 50 reiki healer!"

 

[delphi_ote]

Wait! You realize we all failed right? The correct answer is...

Shoot the hostage!