As we all know, whenever Thor drives across the sky there will be sparks struck from the wheels of his chariot.
Lightning is a common phenomenon, need I say more??
Well, ok I guess there can be more gods. Just remember who put it there.
I would like, if I may, to put in a word for Odin. Scores of people were not only willing, but
keen to die for Odin, after
killing a bunch of other people first dedicating many others to Odin first. People were horrified at the thought of
not dying for Odin. What a horrible, shameful thing, to die peacefully in bed!
And why were they so keen to die for Odin? Why, so the could join him in Valhalla and die for him some more--over and over, on a daily basis (plus the perpetually renewing barbecue and the valkyries. What's 72 virgins compared to some ale-bearing, experienced battle-maidens? Oh, and did I mention that half the slain actually went to Freyja, goddess of love, beauty and general sluttery?).
Sure, their methods of evangelism were a bit quirky: "Hi, I'm Thorgils, and these are my weapons. I just wanted to stop by today and pillage your monastery and perhaps bash in some tonsured heads. Don't make me berserk. You wouldn't like me when I'm berserk."
Okay, no Odin-worshipers have been president
as far as we know, but I'm pretty sure the Illuminati/NWO is made up of his followers. In fact, are any of the Bilderbergers elderly one-eyed men?
In conclusion, I'd just like to say: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
Please think about it, won't you?