Split Thread "Pizzagate" and images of triangles

[BStrong]

I think Iposted this already but cant find it now,so in case I didnt here we go again:

The Tom Hanks conspiracy that he is a pedophile,as accused by twitter user Sarah Ruth Ashcraft.WHy isnt he suing? She hasnt even been suspended by Twitter!

Because her opinion matters to Hanks about as much as a fart in a hurricane.

 

[eerok]

Because her opinion matters to Hanks about as much as a fart in a hurricane.

Also perhaps he understands the Streisand effect.

 

[gypsyjackson]

If it was a sensible operation, it would be a combination of toppings that nobody would ever actually order. I vaguely remember a comedy movie from the 80s or 90s in which a pizza parlor started operating an underground gigolo service, and the code was something like a large pizza with extra anchovies and onions. I remember a scene where the delivery guy arrived at a house, stripped, and it turned out that a woman had actually ordered that pizza for herself and her children.

I think with all the weird pizza people in the world, you’d be quite likely to score a hit by mistake, unless you had a huge number of potential combinations. My domino’s pizza order is for garlic butter sauce, onions, chillies, pineapple, olives and tomatoes. I bet no-one expected that to be something a relatively sane person would buy.

 

[Belz...]

My domino’s pizza order is for garlic butter sauce, onions, chillies, pineapple, olives and tomatoes.

<cross-checks table>

Woah, you have weird sexual tastes, man!

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Something I wonder about the Pizzagate thing. If ordering a large pepperoni pizza was some kind of code for having them deliver a certain type of child to be molested, but of course they had to run an actual pizza business to keep their cover up. How did they know whether the person on the phone was ordering the kid, or actually wanted a pizza? Not keeping that straight could cause all kinds of problems.

Do we have any members with experience of working in a pizza shop? Did they have many people phoning up saying "I want a large pizza, wink, a large pizza that's a small pizza, wink wink, know what I mean? With a very small amount of peperoni WINK! Know what I mean, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WINK WINK WINK!!!"

 

[P.J. Denyer]

I think with all the weird pizza people in the world, you’d be quite likely to score a hit by mistake, unless you had a huge number of potential combinations. My domino’s pizza order is for garlic butter sauce, onions, chillies, pineapple, olives and tomatoes. I bet no-one expected that to be something a relatively sane person would buy.

And the jury's still out on whether they're right!

 

[abaddon]

<cross-checks table>

Woah, you have weird sexual tastes, man!

Hahahahaha.

But you are still gonna ship the victim pizza, right?

 

[Cosmic Yak]

Do we have any members with experience of working in a pizza shop? Did they have many people phoning up saying "I want a large pizza, wink, a large pizza that's a small pizza, wink wink, know what I mean? With a very small amount of peperoni WINK! Know what I mean, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WINK WINK WINK!!!"

I spent 16 years working in catering, including 18 months in an Italian restaurant.
Strangely, this never happened once. Nor, in the course of numerous deep-cleans and stock-checks, have I ever stumbled across a basement full of trafficked children.
More generally, no-one I have ever worked with in the industry has ever mentioned any hint of this either.

 

[Belz...]

I spent 16 years working in catering, including 18 months in an Italian restaurant.
Strangely, this never happened once. Nor, in the course of numerous deep-cleans and stock-checks, have I ever stumbled across a basement full of trafficked children.
More generally, no-one I have ever worked with in the industry has ever mentioned any hint of this either.

Well, of course you'd say that.

 

[Azrael 5]

Because her opinion matters to Hanks about as much as a fart in a hurricane.

It's still libel.Damn sure I wouldnt want someone besmirching my character with those allegations.

 

[gypsyjackson]

<cross-checks table>

Woah, you have weird sexual tastes, man!

Funny, that’s what John Podesta said.

 

[Belz...]

Funny, that’s what John Podesta said.

Do you still have the e-mail he sent you?

 

[carlitos]

Do we have any members with experience of working in a pizza shop? Did they have many people phoning up saying "I want a large pizza, wink, a large pizza that's a small pizza, wink wink, know what I mean? With a very small amount of peperoni WINK! Know what I mean, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WINK WINK WINK!!!"

I was a delivery guy and we definitely had our own stories.

Does anyone remember that R-rated cable movie from the 80s in which, if you ordered your pizza with “extra anchovies” you got a young Patrick Dempsey willing to service the lonely housewife?

 

[StillSleepy]

I was a delivery guy and we definitely had our own stories.

Does anyone remember that R-rated cable movie from the 80s in which, if you ordered your pizza with “extra anchovies” you got a young Patrick Dempsey willing to service the lonely housewife?

Armitage72 seems to have remembered it back in post #277.

 

[Leftus]

I think with all the weird pizza people in the world, you’d be quite likely to score a hit by mistake, unless you had a huge number of potential combinations. My domino’s pizza order is for garlic butter sauce, onions, chillies, pineapple, olives and tomatoes. I bet no-one expected that to be something a relatively sane person would buy.

The problem with that is that the more custom options there are, the less likely it would be in the magic order. If your delivery service doesn't carry garlic butter sauce, then you couldn't deliver the right product. If the ingredient isn't real, and just on there to make the right order, then we would see things like "Dominos has Garlic butter sauce" on the menu but never delivers it. Like a McDonalds soft serve. Sure, the machine is there, but it's always broken."

This of course does nothing to explain the millions of people employed as delivery drivers who would have to go down, select the victim, stuff them into a red bag, and carry that weight to the door. And now days, leave at the door. No contact delivery and all.

 

[carlitos]

Armitage72 seems to have remembered it back in post #277.

Doh! Thanks.

 

[Bubba]

Awesome demonstrations of skeptical thinking !

 

[Matthew Ellard]

Awesome demonstrations of skeptical thinking !

Thank you!

Skeptics : "These are designs from young women's magazine beauty products"
Bubba : "These are symbols to allow paedophiles to identify each other."

 

[carlitos]

This kind of brain-dead analysis is on display with people who think that, because multiple separate cultures made pyramids, therefore aliens must have directed them. A skeptic looks at a pile of rocks and says, well how the hell else are you going to stack them?

Gee, triangles. Amazing.

 

[Major Major]

Has there ever been a case where a pedo establishment accidentally blew its cover? For example, a customer orders a cheese pizza and makes a gesture that the person taking the order misinterprets as a "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" and then the customer is suddenly surrounded by an assortment of child sex slaves?

Well, one time, when I got take out from Buck's Camping and Fishing, a restaurant owned by the same guy who owns Comet Ping Pong, I ordered the stuffed pork chops and they brought me out a fat kid. It all makes so much sense now.

Something I wonder about the Pizzagate thing. If ordering a large pepperoni pizza was some kind of code for having them deliver a certain type of child to be molested, but of course they had to run an actual pizza business to keep their cover up. How did they know whether the person on the phone was ordering the kid, or actually wanted a pizza? Not keeping that straight could cause all kinds of problems.

If it was a sensible operation, it would be a combination of toppings that nobody would ever actually order. I vaguely remember a comedy movie from the 80s or 90s in which a pizza parlor started operating an underground gigolo service, and the code was something like a large pizza with extra anchovies and onions. I remember a scene where the delivery guy arrived at a house, stripped, and it turned out that a woman had actually ordered that pizza for herself and her children.

I think with all the weird pizza people in the world, you’d be quite likely to score a hit by mistake, unless you had a huge number of potential combinations. My domino’s pizza order is for garlic butter sauce, onions, chillies, pineapple, olives and tomatoes. I bet no-one expected that to be something a relatively sane person would buy.

The problem with that is that the more custom options there are, the less likely it would be in the magic order. If your delivery service doesn't carry garlic butter sauce, then you couldn't deliver the right product. If the ingredient isn't real, and just on there to make the right order, then we would see things like "Dominos has Garlic butter sauce" on the menu but never delivers it. Like a McDonalds soft serve. Sure, the machine is there, but it's always broken."

This of course does nothing to explain the millions of people employed as delivery drivers who would have to go down, select the victim, stuff them into a red bag, and carry that weight to the door. And now days, leave at the door. No contact delivery and all.

What would getting pineapple pizza be the code for?

[Having a dominatrix delivered, who would proceed to flog and beat you perhaps?]