Pineapple on pizza

arcticpenguin

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Surely the topic of pizza toppings belongs on the Religion forum.

This came up on another thread: http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=21452
originally posted by kerfer
Pineapple on pizza is just wrong, in so many ways.
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This is blasphemy! I like pineapple on pizza. My favorite combination is pineapple and pepperoni. It has a bit more zing than the more popular pineapple and Canadian bacon "Hawaiian" pizza. After all, Hawaii is not a part of Canada!

As I look for ways to enrich and expand my faith, I may soon be trying pineapple in tacos.
 
Me too! i love pineapple on pizza. I can imagine I'd like warm pineapple on just about anything, especially now while I'm pregnant.
 
Tasty!

Wow... thought I was the only one!

Of course, those of you who eat pinapple pizza without mushrooms are heretics and must suffer the Wheel Of Pain.
 
arcticpenguin said:
I like pineapple on pizza.
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Then you, my friend, are clearly going to hell.

What kind of sick, twisted and perverse mind would put a fruit on a pizza?

It's you, and people like you, that are what is wrong with this country.

If God had intended for pineapples to be on pizza he would have put Italians in Hawaii.

arcticpenguin said:

I may soon be trying pineapple in tacos.
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OK, now you've gone too far.

I realize now that you must be stopped before these vile ideas infect our youth.

I am from Texas, sir, and I implore you to keep your commie pinko left-winged fruit out of our traditional native dishes.

I knew the day that some tree-hugging Yankee put beans in chile that this day would come.
 
Has it occured to any of the pizza/pineapple supporters that you are all criminally insane? :p
 
BZZ. Tomatos are a berry. As are pumpkins, cranberries, grapes, mangos, cabbage and wombats. And if you have anything to say about that, your an Edamn racist!!

Also. In addition to being a berry, the tomato is also related to Deadly Night Shade. (Now THAT'S poisoning the well!)
 
arcticpenguin said:
I like pineapple on pizza. My favorite combination is pineapple and pepperoni. It has a bit more zing than the more popular pineapple and Canadian bacon "Hawaiian" pizza. After all, Hawaii is not a part of Canada!
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Canadian Bacon and Sauerkraut

Or, if you don't have canadian bacon, regular bacon will suffice.

I am not a big fan of kraut, but like it a lot on brats and pizza.

My wife and I grew up 3 hours away from each other, and didn't meet until we got to college. However, when we discovered that we both had an affinity for cb/sauerkraut pizza, we knew it was meant to be.

Some local places will put sauerkraut on pizza (although they usually don't list it as a topping). We look for places that serve ruebens or stromboli or something like that has kraut in it. I asked the guy at the local joint how often he gets a sauerkraut order, and he said that it is once or twice a month. He knows of at least one other party in the area that will order it besides us.

I gotta say, though, we have had a lot of times where the waitress came back from the kitchen to double check that we had requested sauerkraut.
 
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arcticpenguin said:

A reminder that tomatoes are a fruit.
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Oh, going to cloud the issue with facts are we?

Just the kind of left-wing femi-nazi commie-pinko response I would expect from you.
 
Pizza is a traditionally masculine dish; whereas pineapples are a traditionally feminine fruit. This is a clear example of the feminist matriarchal conspiracy trying to inject itself into anything that even has a semblance of maleness left.
 
Reminds me of the scary Turtles pizzas a nearby restaurant served when I was little.. It cant really get any worse than a banana/whip-cream pizza. Pineapple comes pretty close tho.
 
Without pineapple it's just izza.
Pineapple, pepperoni and Italian sausage, mmm.
 
Joshua Korosi said:
Pizza is a traditionally masculine dish; whereas pineapples are a traditionally feminine fruit.
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What is possibly feminine about a pineapple? I just don't get it.
 
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arcticpenguin said:

You need to buy the canned sliced pineapple rings. Then you play ring toss.
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Sorry, the holes aren't even close to being big enough.
 
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