Your first sentence is purely strawmen, I am none of them.
[No straw there anywhere. Or do you mean first para? In any case I wasn't trying to refute your argument, just establish the narrowness under foot.]
And what definition of philosophy leads you to this conclusion.
[P and S both hang their hats on the application of organized observation, critical interpretation of observed data or behavior, the rejection of "magical thinking" in favor of empirical explaination, etc., etc. and the formulation of reason based descriptions of how things are, what they mean, how they fit together. Philosophy and Science have far more in common than they have in contrast. Science places more emphasis on the strict, "hypothosis, experiment, confirmation" formula whereas Philosophy might take a looser, "observation, maybe experiment, don't quite confirm, and extend the period of speculation" approach, which is probably why you and many others take exception . . .
But nonetheless, I would hold up the example of Newton vs. Goethe on Color Theory as a good example of how a (fundamentally) philosophical approach (Goethe) and a more rigorous scientific one (Newton) can both yield very important results. ]
If by Q you mean somebody who can work with quantum mechanics, so what? Your statement has as much relevance as saying that a pest control officer may have nothing to say to a computer programmer. They may be connected, they may be brothers, so what?
[So what? They are both using tools which come from the exact same factory. The pest contoller is spraying an engineered petroleum based product predicted and formulated by a chemical engineering team guided by the work of the same men who laid the groundwork for QED and the silicon chip, the whole enchilada. Unless the programmer is working on a UFT on the side, they are both just technicians. Tool users.]
Here is where you confuse the definitions of philosophers and scientists over time. When most things were very uncertain, the people who investigated this uncertainty were first called philosophers. As people like Newton, Hooke and Maxwell showed that vague hand waving was unnecessary and that precise equations could predict how the world and the universe worked, the philosophers had a choice. They could either become scientists, or they could retreat into the strange world of non-science. To their discredit, that is precisely what they have done, and post modernistic bollocks is all they have achieved in science.
[And here is exactly where your arrogance is most flagrant:
"When most things were uncertain . . ."
Exactly how do you propose to judge the amount of what was known/unknown in Aristotle's time against what is known/unkown in ours?
Incrementally? "We now know that the sum total of our knowledge, though incomplete, is greater than before . . . . "
In the Absolute? "Although the sum total of our knowledge will never be complete, and as it seems, the more knowledge grows so does the unknown, at least we can take solice in the future of Mystery . . . "]
I don't go for ad hominems, and what this has to do with your neighbour's daughter I have no idea.
[How do you know that calling me a philosopher isn't an ad hominem?]
[Regarding the "neighbors daughter" , maybe you should rent a sense of humor . . .]
I'll give you an example of something that was achieved in science with no help from modern or ancient philosophy at all.
QED