PETA vows to defend fictional kittens

[Zarathustra]

I've emailed them with some QUESTIONS.

You. Just. Wait.

Questions you say?
Excellent. (Tents Fingers)
What sort?
I ask because I have my doubts they will reply.

I shall eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti....(I have cats myself)

Then you know!
Hint: Hang them upside down in bunches to make them cure.

 

[CFLarsen]

Questions you say?
Excellent. (Tents Fingers)
What sort?
I ask because I have my doubts they will reply.

Thou shallth see-eth. Time will tell-eth.

Then you know!
Hint: Hang them upside down in bunches to make them cure.

And I shallth portray thy corpse like "Wound Man"....

Speaketh in Biblicalistics iseht funeth!




I gotta lay off sniffing the fuchsias....

 

[Zarathustra]

Thou shallth see-eth. Time will tell-eth.
And I shallth portray thy corpse like "Wound Man"....
Speaketh in Biblicalistics iseht funeth!
I gotta lay off sniffing the fuchsias....

Who are you, God, now?

Inconceivable!

Because that's MY Job!
Hey, he wasn't doing anything with the position anyway. Figured I might as well take it for a spin, and oh look! a Rainbow!

 

[geni]

PETA, while acknowledging that the "Bonsai Kitten" site is all a hoax, wants to have it shut down anyway.

YHBT. HAND

 

[Senex]

Stop bashing PETA. They may be out of line with the kittens but click here to read about their important work.

 

[Dogdoctor]

Pita wants all animals to be free, real or imaginary

 

[Corsair 115]

EX-TER-MINATE, EX-TER-MINATE.................

Hey, what do the Daleks have to do with this? They're not cute, furry animals!

 

[skeptifem]

EX-TER-MINATE, EX-TER-MINATE.................

this is the only correct response

 

[Wildy]

Stop bashing PETA. They may be out of line with the kittens but click here to read about their important work.

Oh, they're on one of their "animals are just as important as humans" thing again, this time equating eating meat to cannibalism. It's just like equating the killing of animals for food to the Holocaust.

If I ever meet some of these people I would like to ask them if they give animals the same rights as humans how will they keep animals from eating meat? Or in certain animals preventing rape? Or cannibalism? Or from warring with each other?

 

[shemp]

I suppose PETA opposes masturbation too!

 

[Fnord]

Keep on bashing PETA. They may not be out of line with the kittens but click here to read about their real work.

 

[Wirelight]

Edited by prewitt81: 

Removed - Rule 9

 

[Father Dagon]

I have an idea: Let's raid their forums and spam it with furry-BDSM-raep-guro.

 

[Furi]

I have an idea: Let's raid their forums and spam it with furry-BDSM-raep-guro.

Maybe link them to some Vore Pic-Fic. Just incase they don't realise that animals aren't neccesarilily the cwute widdle fwuffys, and animals eat meat too, or are they looking to ban carnivores of all species.

(people who keep pets to prove that cats and dogs can be brought up healthily on a vegan diet to further their own form of control-freak asshattery should be eviscerated with a mink)

 

[Travis]

So a Lion is committing an act of cannibalism when it eats a Gazelle?

I know PETA is known for being insane but this kind of logic goes into some unknown realm of craziness that I dub "baldernastcopia" in an attempt to come to terms with the impossibly indefensible.

 

[Slimething]

If only day kayrd bout us slimeys I'd be wid dem.

 

[godless dave]

Nobody tell them about RatherGood's Viking Kitties.

 

[Father Dagon]

Maybe link them to some Vore Pic-Fic. Just incase they don't realise that animals aren't neccesarilily the cwute widdle fwuffys, and animals eat meat too, or are they looking to ban carnivores of all species.

(people who keep pets to prove that cats and dogs can be brought up healthily on a vegan diet to further their own form of control-freak asshattery should be eviscerated with a mink)

Vore, how could I forget it?

"IRL-vore" could be used ad a coup de grace.

 

[Temporal Renegade]

Have Just Realised, I am doomed, PETA will want to ban my furriness and my fellow furverts.

Furs Yiffers and species Cosplayers of the world, unite!
PETA Must be killed with sticks and fire. Damn anti-furry loons

What?! No WAY am I giving up the Bunny!

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