Wolfman
Chief Solipsistic, Autosycophant
PETA going to far?
I think not! The problem is they aren't going far enough!!
What about acknowledgement and reparations for the Cow Holocaust that's been going on for centuries! How many cows have lived and died in the equivalent of Nazi "Cow Concentration Camps"?
My proposal:
1) All "Cow Concentration Camps" (ie. farms, dairies, slaughter houses, etc.) should be closed immediately, and all living cows released to live freely, as they please
2) The heads of every government in the world that has used "Cow Concentration Camps" should issue an official acknowledgment of their heinous abuses, and make an official apology
3) All living cows whose predecessors suffered or were killed in the "Cow Concentration Camps" should receive financial compensation (subject to adequate documentation of the deaths of their predecessors, and proof of their relationship)
4) Wherever possible, the remains (steaks, hamburger, bones, guts, etc.) of those cows killed in this holocaust should be returned to their families, and the state should also pay for proper funerals and interment of the remains
5) Establish an international monument to the Cow Holocaust at the United Nations, listing the names of every person who ever ate or used a cow-derived product (meat, leather, milk, etc.); and a vow to never allow such a Holocaust to happen again
6) Award India a special Nobel Prize for its historic refusal to participate in the Cow Holocaust, going to far as to provide shelter and succor to their bovine companions, and even sacrifice their own comfort in order to ensure the cows do not suffer
This, of course, is only the beginning...once adequate precedent is established, we can go on to do the same for pigs, chickens, sheep, fish...and not stop until the day that there is an international memorial to commemorate the final end to the Earthworm Holocaust, as fishermen around the world stop using them as bait, and children are taught (upon pain of having a limb cut off) not to stomp on earthworms laying on the sidewalk.
PETA? Bunch of do-nothing moderate softies, if ya' ask me!
I think not! The problem is they aren't going far enough!!
What about acknowledgement and reparations for the Cow Holocaust that's been going on for centuries! How many cows have lived and died in the equivalent of Nazi "Cow Concentration Camps"?
My proposal:
1) All "Cow Concentration Camps" (ie. farms, dairies, slaughter houses, etc.) should be closed immediately, and all living cows released to live freely, as they please
2) The heads of every government in the world that has used "Cow Concentration Camps" should issue an official acknowledgment of their heinous abuses, and make an official apology
3) All living cows whose predecessors suffered or were killed in the "Cow Concentration Camps" should receive financial compensation (subject to adequate documentation of the deaths of their predecessors, and proof of their relationship)
4) Wherever possible, the remains (steaks, hamburger, bones, guts, etc.) of those cows killed in this holocaust should be returned to their families, and the state should also pay for proper funerals and interment of the remains
5) Establish an international monument to the Cow Holocaust at the United Nations, listing the names of every person who ever ate or used a cow-derived product (meat, leather, milk, etc.); and a vow to never allow such a Holocaust to happen again
6) Award India a special Nobel Prize for its historic refusal to participate in the Cow Holocaust, going to far as to provide shelter and succor to their bovine companions, and even sacrifice their own comfort in order to ensure the cows do not suffer
This, of course, is only the beginning...once adequate precedent is established, we can go on to do the same for pigs, chickens, sheep, fish...and not stop until the day that there is an international memorial to commemorate the final end to the Earthworm Holocaust, as fishermen around the world stop using them as bait, and children are taught (upon pain of having a limb cut off) not to stomp on earthworms laying on the sidewalk.
PETA? Bunch of do-nothing moderate softies, if ya' ask me!
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