Pet Theories

[BeAChooser]

It is a FACT that your logic is in lock step with most every CTist that visits this forum.

Actually, your response is quite similar to that used by 911 Twoofers when facts are presented to them. They run from real experts. They distort the facts. They ignore any facts they can't counter. They spit out adhominems. They misrepresent the statements of the other side. Anything to avoid addressing the facts.

 

[GT/CS]

Here is the #1 conspiracy theory of all time.

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/7207/bloom1.htm

 

[Oliver]

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The White House was never a target on 9/11. Atta had set up the assassination of President Bush that morning in Florida.

Is this a theory or is there evidence for the claim that
President Bush was meant to die that day?

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Paris Hilton went to jail to protect Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan snorted coke, wrecked her car and went about banging every strung out loser in her rehab clinic to divert attention from Britney Spears.

 

[leftysergeant]

When Elvis died, his estate was worried that his fame might not long outlast his presence. So they concocted the "Elvis sightings" to create a myth that he was still alive, thus making him more interesting.

There were plenty of Elvis impersonators around to help them do this, but they had to be sure that there was one who escaped detection and was able to pull it off well. So he had to be a good one.

Of course, that would require that all trace of the impersonator's real life be eliminated, perhaps by faking his death.

The long and short of it, Elvis actually IS dead, but Andy Kaufman is having us on.

 

[Damien Evans]

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Longest. Post. Ever.