Pat Paulsen in 2004!

[Roadtoad]

Yes, it's that time again, for another election. May I offer up the one candidate who is the best qualified for the job?

Dear friends, let me offer to you: PAT PAULSEN!

True, he's never won a political office, ever, and there's this little inconvenience of his being dead, but hey, it helped get John Ashcroft out of the Senate!

 

[Grammatron]

Who?

 

[Lisa Simpson]

I feel so old.

Pat Paulsen was a comic who ran for President every election.

http://www.paulsen.com/

 

[Snide]

I feel so old.

Pat Paulsen was a comic who ran for President every election.

http://www.paulsen.com/

So do I...holy cow. I remember saying something about him when he died, and people not much younger than I asking, "Who?"

 

[varwoche]

Who?

A bald avatar should not be allowed to ask who Pat Paulsen is!

 

[Rocky]

I'm going to vote for Bill & Opus.

 

[headscratcher4]

Why not start a ground-swell for Harol Stassen?

 

[Brown]

Pat Paulsen once gave a stump speech that really cracked me up. He said (and I'm paraphrasing):

"People ask me, 'Will you control inflation?' 'Will you solve the energy crisis?' 'Will you reduce unemployment?'"

Paulsen paused, then said, "Sure, why not?"

 

[Ladewig]

I always wondered why Kerry talked like that. I see now that he is just doing a Pat Paulson impersonation. Very clever.

 

[Brown]

I always wondered why Kerry talked like that. I see now that he is just doing a Pat Paulson impersonation. Very clever.

Kerry's impression is terrible. Kerry smiles too much. The thing about Paulsen is that he almost never smiled when doing his act.

 

[crimresearch]

Mister, we could use a man like Pat Paulsen again...

 

[Ladewig]

Kerry's impression is terrible. Kerry smiles too much. The thing about Paulsen is that he almost never smiled when doing his act.

True, but I think Kerry's smiles look more like grimaces.

crimresearch
Mister, we could use a man like Pat Paulsen again...

Yeah, those were the days.

 

[Roadtoad]

Yeah, those were the days.

Well, don't just sit there. Sing the whole song...!

 

[Evolver]

Paulsen does have that one quality that should make him appealing to voters.













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