"Passion"ate Violence

[Dancing David]

From news.yahoo.com

Couple Arrested After 'Passion' Debate
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STATESBORO, Ga. - A couple who got into a dispute over a theological point after watching "The Passion of the Christ" were arrested after the argument turned violent.



The two left the movie theater debating whether God the Father in the Holy Trinity was human or symbolic, and the argument heated up when they got home, Melissa Davidson said.


"It was the dumbest thing we've ever done," she said.


Davidson, 34, and her husband, Sean Davidson, 33, were charged with simple battery on March 11 after the two called police on each other. They were released on $1,000 bail.


According to a police report, Melissa Davidson suffered injuries on her arm and face, while her husband had a scissors stab wound on his hand and his shirt was ripped off. He also allegedly punched a hole in a wall.


"Really, it was kind of a pitiful thing, to go to a movie like that and fight about it. I think they missed the point," said Gene McDaniel, chief sheriff's deputy.

 

[Yahweh]

 

[Mr Manifesto]

A clear-cut case of an Act of Passion.

See? No need to watch "Leno" tonight, the jokes are all here!

 

[c4ts]

People are taking religion way too seriously these days.

 

[Jas]

These must be the sins Jesus died for.

 

[c4ts]

Q: You think Jesus would have stabbed somebody with scissors over a religious argument?

A: Yes!

Q: No!

A: I AM CHRIST! (Stabs Q to death with scissors.) SEE???

FOLLOWER OF Q: HERETIC! (Lops off A's head with a sword.) NOW I'M THE POPE!

RANDOM GERMAN GUY: No, I'm ze Pope!

And so the Middle Ages were born.

 

[Ladewig]

Yes, but it is violent enough that we should expect to see Freddy vs. Jesus coming to theaters next year?

 

[KS_SKEPTIC]

Yes, but it is violent enough that we should expect to see Freddy vs. Jesus coming to theaters next year?

My money is on Freddy!!!
Go Freddy!!!

 

[ceo_esq]

The two left the movie theater debating whether God the Father in the Holy Trinity was human or symbolic, and the argument heated up when they got home, Melissa Davidson said.

It could be a case of the journalist misstating the theological point, but has there been, historically, any major Christian theological controversy concerning whether the role of God the Father in the Trinity is human or symbolic? This makes no sense to me.

Anyhow, kudos to the chief sheriff's deputy for recognizing how lame these people are.

 

[Marc]

My money is on Freddy!!!
Go Freddy!!!

Freddy got robbed in that last movie, he was winning when there was interference from outsiders.

But what kind of fight can he have with Jesus? The guy won't fight back, Freddy can do whatever he wants to him, but he's already been through it all (in Mel's movie at least). Freddy will have to put up with Jesus's bored complaints about how the Romans knew how to do it better.