I pictured Bill already waxing his pubes on a white beach.
Do you mean to tell me that Bill is still living in the states?
I believe he is girding (and possibly even waxing) his loins in preparation for the move he promised in 2008 to Brazil and 2012 to Australia, Canada or China.
I've had a quick look at the immigration requirements and I think Bill's best chance would be to try to move to Canada. I think he may find life difficult in Brazil or China because he has not mentioned speaking any of the local languages and at the moment it's very difficult to move to Australia unless you have some very specific skills or a job already lined up there.
I wish Bill the best on his international move but I fear that he'll still be a U.S. resident in 2016 even after unemployment has reached 20% (or 10% depending on which Bill prediction you choose), the special forces have resigned en-masse and huge numbers of U.S. business owners have moved abroad.