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Panel Of Astrologers Predicts Obama Re-election 2012

They also predicted Bigfoot would be his surprise VP choice.
 
i flipped my magic quarter and it said Obama would be re-elected.

mark it down that i predicted to outcome of the election.
 
i flipped my magic quarter again and it said Romney would be elected.

mark it down that i predicted to outcome of the election.
 
I flipped my magic quarter and it landed on it's side and rolled off the table.

Therefore I predict less than 100% of all eligible voters will vote in the election. ;)
 
I stomped a slug flat a few minutes ago, and reading its entrails told me that the sun will rise tomorrow morning, and that it will rain in the next week or two. Also that I should beware of salt licks.
 
I sacrificed a goat on the steps of the city hall last night, and its entrails told me that I could expect to spend the next 3-5 years in jail for animal cruelty.
 
Movement of the stars and planets is surprisingly predictable. I wonder why the wait - couldn't they have predicted this a while ago?
 
Now if they had come up with Ron Paul as the winner, I think we could get a MDC application going. :D
 
Of course they could have, but they felt something this important needed a really dramatic pause first.

I don't get why people would publish a prediction. They don't seem to understand that a prediction, when told to the people involved, can influence them to either help or stifle the prediction.

They should have locked the prediction away (with good controls of course), and taken it out afterwards.

If they ever predict something worthwhile (such as an assassination of a politician), then they can publish it all they want, but only when they have successfully predicted things prior to it.
 
Change?

Well it was "Change" the first time 'round...now it's "Forword"... sounds like a military term...forword who-uh. I think people are basically afraid of change...it just makes holes in my pockets.
 

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