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Penultimate Amazing
You have young males that wandered all the way from the Badlands where they were born looking for females that they will never ever find because they are all still way back there in the Badlands (the Dakotas). The females don't wander. Young males have to wander because established older males drive them out. The goal of the young male is to walk until he finds an available female and then try to establish his own territory in the context of her.
If he walks east from the Badlands then he will not be finding any females even if he walks all the way to the Atlantic Ocean.
They have no home, so to speak. They left home and will now walk endlessly until they find a mate. But that won't happen unless they walk back to the Badlands.
That's kind of discouraging. Any chance that the females will start to drift a little eastward? Maybe a lonelyhearts ad..."Fun loving athletic STM (single tawny male), likes scent of pine, romantic rambles on the beach, sharing raw woodchuck, looking for adventurous STF willing to travel. Write Snagglepuss Box 31.."