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O'Reilly authors new Protocols...

I'll say it. O'Reilly is an idiot. He goes on every year about how "secularists" are destroying Christmas. He is deeply offended that store greeters and signage now say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" because gee, including other people besides Christians in your welcome is somehow a bad thing. (Not to mention that he doesn't provide any evidence that such practices are prevalent or even increasing.)

What a maroon.

The wackiness goes even further. He believes that his TV rants have prevented the secularists from taking over Christmas. He believes he saved Christmas.

Furthermore, his delusions are not just related to religious stuff. Here he is talking about how he ands some others kept gas prices low after Katrina:

CAVUTO: Ok. Gas prices are down a lot. Why do you think that is?

O’REILLY: Because they’re afraid they were going to go to jail. They were afraid they were going to get the Enron treatment and those CEOs who manipulated them up…

CAVUTO: Why are you sure they have manipulated them?

O’REILLY: Because I have inside guys who tell me that.

CAVUTO: That the CEO’s of these companies, who are part of a cabal…

O’REILLY: I have guys inside the five major oil companies - my father used to work for one of those oil companies by the way - who have told me that in those meetings they look for every way to jack up oil prices after Katrina, every way, when they didn’t have to. They got scared because of my reporting and reporting of some others. They said, “Uh ho.”

CAVUTO: So wait a minute, you’re not, you’re taking credit for gas prices being down from where they are?

O’REILLY: I said my reporting and some reporting of others. They got scared.
transcrip from thinkprogress.org http://thinkprogress.org/2005/12/01/oreilly-lowers-gas-prices/
 
Bill O'Reilly said:
...those CEOs who manipulated them up…hey got scared because of my reporting and reporting of some others. They said, “Uh ho.”
Man, what kind of traitor-ass Republican is that, going an ruining a perfectly good Republican big-business conspiracy like that? Stoopid fundies. Just for that we're gonna get another moderate Republican to sign a civil-union bill. How you like them apples, O'Reilly?
 
Last night, in yet another bizarre segment entitled Religion Under Siege, O’Reilly’s encyclopedic understanding of the Christmas holiday came to light.

“We’ve been reporting, as you know, on the many attempts to diminish Christmas throughout America. Now it’s time to look at the other side. Millions of Americans are fed up, angry that Christmas is under siege by secular forces and some are fighting back.”

During this little intro Bill showed two graphics. The first was a decorated tree with the words “Christmas Controversy” underneath. The second included the words “Fighting Back” with a picture of a pissed-off Santa. Now, we’re not theologians, but we could open a drive-thru seminary that would pump out people with a firmer grasp of Christianity than Bill. O’Reilly fails to understand that Christmas trees and Santa are the two primary symbols of the secularization of Christmas.*

...Thankfully, Bill O’Reilly and the [Alliance Defense Fund] are promoting change. One day we will all be able to celebrate Christmas without the scorn and shame we endure today. No longer will we decorate our trees behind closed curtains and hide fancifully wrapped gifts within crawlspaces and in
crudely cut-out holes in walls behind bookcases.

Please, Bill. Save Christmas. Before it’s too late.
Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly
 

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