Onward Christian Soldiers!

[Mephisto]

I've got a teenage son too!

I think it's a fine law. [/B]

I've got a teen son too, so I can certainly appreciate your humor.

I recently saw a t-shirt on a woman at the store that said, "I have teenagers, I can appreciate why some animals eat their young."

 

[Lisa Simpson]

And Lisa - you have my sympathies. Maybe I could use your teenage son to beat MY teenager over the head? As an impromptu club?

I dunno. My teen son is 6'1" and I'm only 5'5". It's going to be difficult to swing him like a club. But I'll give it the old college try.

 

[jmercer]

Well... I'm 6' 2", and my son's about 5' 10. In the spirit of inter-parental support, I'll offer to hit your son over the head with mine first. That should make yours more pliable. Then I'll help you lift your son up a bit, and you can take the second swing.

How's that?

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Well... I'm 6' 2", and my son's about 5' 10. In the spirit of inter-parental support, I'll offer to hit your son over the head with mine first. That should make yours more pliable. Then I'll help you lift your son up a bit, and you can take the second swing.

How's that?

Sounds good. Maybe it will knock some sense into him.

 

[jmercer]

Sounds good. Maybe it will knock some sense into him.

Oh. That's the goal? Dunno if that'll work or not, but it's worth a try. I just want mine to shut up and stop arguing with me about everything.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Oh my son doesn't argue with me (much). He could be a straight A student if he put just a little effort into school. But does he? No. Well, he puts effort into the classes that interest him. Which leaves out math, English, science.

Does the Bible mention stoning as a punishment for not doing homework?