Obama was born in the Warp

[NWO Sentryman]

It makes sense now... Obama is a Champion of Tzeentch!

After all, he seeks to bring about change.

 

[Uzzy]

Would that make Palin a Battle Sister?

 

[NWO Sentryman]

No, it would make the Tea Party be Khorne and we still need to know who would follow Slaanesh and Nurgle.

Meanwhile, Reagan is the God Emperor of the GOP.

 

[TSR]

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Why, it's ... it's ... just astounding!
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[NWO Sentryman]

So who's the Tau, Orks and the Eldar then?

 

[fromdownunder]

What makes you think that there even is a real Obama?

Norm

 

[Kthulhut Fhtagn]

So that's why he wasn't able to provide his birth certificate!

 

[TSR]

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COLB's are fleeting...
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[NWO Sentryman]

So that's why he wasn't able to provide his birth certificate!

Nay, Tzeentch would provide him one, that's what he would do.

And you can see that Obama is in league with Chaos. After all, he promotes Change.

 

[Kthulhut Fhtagn]

More likely he would be provided with a mewling chaos spawn etched in runes of power and sanity blasting sigils -- also his date and location of birth with a certificate of authenticity from the state of Hawaii -- which would be presided over at all times by a group of black-robed, gibbering mad-men who have had their eyes replaced by tentacles with more eyes on them...you know, Tzeentch.