Obama kills fly...PETA outraged

To be fair to PETA, it does seem that they were asked for a quote, it's not like they issued a press release or something.
 
Hmmm I wonder if this is Obama's response to Bush's shoe-dodging session.
 
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When the media began contacting us in droves for a statement, we obliged, simply by saying that the president isn't the Buddha and shouldn't be expected to do everything right—if not for that, we would not have brought it up. It's the media who are making a big deal about the fly swat—not PETA.


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And why does that make any difference?
Stupid and Crazy is Stupid and Crazy.
Yeah, but there is also Stupid and Crazy and Not Making A Big Deal About This.

The OP title may be a tad hyperbolic.
 
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Nah, anything to make PETA look bad is OK in my book considering how dangerous a bunch of nutjobs they are with their verbal support for Eco Terror. And I suspect it goes beyond verbal to some cash behind closed doors.
 
Very funny. I'm suprised there isn't a thread in the conspiracy sub-forum entitled "Obama Destroys NWO Listening Device".

I couldn't resist- although since Obama is now the chief spokesman for the NWO I figured it must have been an anti-NWO device.
 
Dear PETA:
Kindly:
1. STFU
2. **** off
3. Stop pretending to speak for vegetarians
4. Do a sexy vegetables ad with men too, you sexist ****s.
Signed,
Sane vegatarians
 
When Cheney had part of his offices converted to a laboratory for torturing small animals, including flies, in order to increase his evil power, where was PETA?
 
I couldn't resist- although since Obama is now the chief spokesman for the NWO I figured it must have been an anti-NWO device.

A revision - I think the conspiracy nuts would say, "Obama Accidentially Destroys NWO Listening Device"
 
I once tried reasoning with a large spider while my wife was standing on an adjacent chair, screaming "Kill it, Kill it!"
The spider seemed obstinate and would not listen to my well-reasoned arguments about better food supplies elsewhere and the likelyhood of being trod upon by Labrador retrievers while in my house.
So I killed it.
 
I once tried reasoning with a large spider while my wife was standing on an adjacent chair, screaming "Kill it, Kill it!"
The spider seemed obstinate and would not listen to my well-reasoned arguments about better food supplies elsewhere and the likelyhood of being trod upon by Labrador retrievers while in my house.
So I killed it.



Have you seen "Annie Hall"?
If not,One scene will be very famliar to you.....
 
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I've always wanted to walk up to a PETAbot and whack him over the head and tell him he can't hit me back because it's cruelty to an animal.
 
So PETA wants to change nature?
What about the carnovors? Will predatory animals in the wild be forced to eat tofu?
 
So PETA wants to change nature?
What about the carnovors? Will predatory animals in the wild be forced to eat tofu?

I say they go out into the wild for a while with no access to food or shelter and befriend a few hungry wild animals.

... It would be a test: can they start to realize why they have heavy eyeteeth, and why survival can be trendy too before they are killed? Hopefully they'll get a knack for animal murder and a healthy taste for survival before getting mauled and "murdered" by their beloved animals.
 

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