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NWO Apiarists: We Have A Code Red!

So what are you all saying. The Vogons are really the ones behind the NWO?
 
jon said:
Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell...
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Well, I posted the original link and I think Lucas was serious about it. Since then Bobert and the other boys have COMPLETELY undermined our internal system by posting security details outside our SupaSekritShillStudio (or the SSSS as we sometimes abbreviate it to). I've reported this to the relevant lizards.
 
NickUK said:
Well, I posted the original link and I think Lucas was serious about it. Since then Bobert and the other boys have COMPLETELY undermined our internal system by posting security details outside our SupaSekritShillStudio (or the SSSS as we sometimes abbreviate it to). I've reported this to the relevant lizards.
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Fortunately, I am under the protection of the irrelevant lizards.
 
DarkMagician said:
Go ahead, I know you can't get the five notaries you need.

While you're on that, I'll file a qpc734 statement of no confidence, in QUINTUPLICATE!
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The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing.

Yes, I used to work for a government department. This could make perfect sense to me...
 
Mobyseven said:
The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing.

Yes, I used to work for a government department. This could make perfect sense to me...
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To take advantage of the "no notary" rule, you need to file HPC-739, and to get that, you need request form H75-G42, and I've just filed a XJL-148 which just used up the last three H75's. Normally, it's take 8-12 weeks to get a new order of H75-G42, but we're out of HKJ-532, form for ordering backordered forms.
 
This op calls for one of our super-elite ninja. Call in Mushizo!

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The bees are at my house. It's not a conspiracy, I just really like bees. Please don't make me give them back.
 
Mobyseven said:
The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing.

Yes, I used to work for a government department. This could make perfect sense to me...
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Soooooo which "pen" will you be using?
YOU DID get the new directive, right?
 
DarkMagician said:
To take advantage of the "no notary" rule, you need to file HPC-739, and to get that, you need request form H75-G42, and I've just filed a XJL-148 which just used up the last three H75's. Normally, it's take 8-12 weeks to get a new order of H75-G42, but we're out of HKJ-532, form for ordering backordered forms.
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You clearly haven't read your handbook. As an A-4 operative I don't require any notaries because when in the field (as I am) achieving notary approval would use much needed time and resources and would risk exposing my cover.

The H75-series form is marked "ready on request" for any A-4 filing a complaint.

And you don't file complaints in pen, Bobert. As of the 3/4/07 A-4 operatives sign only in the blood of their enemies. I got the damn memo!
 
Mobyseven said:
You clearly haven't read your handbook. As an A-4 operative I don't require any notaries because when in the field (as I am) achieving notary approval would use much needed time and resources and would risk exposing my cover.
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correct, however each non notarized submission must be accompanied by "notary waiver from" available from your local NWO branch office, between 15.00 and 15.05 every forth Sunday of the month.

And you don't file complaints in pen, Bobert. As of the 3/4/07 A-4 operatives sign only in the blood of their enemies. I got the damn memo!
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Quite, but the notary waiver from, formally required to be singed in green ink, must now be signed in green blood.
I suggest making enemies of any passing Vulcans- just in case..
 
This threat is in clear violation of directive k-49ff.
I am notifying "The Clearner".
I am glad I did not post on this thread.
 
brodski said:
correct, however each non notarized submission must be accompanied by "notary waiver from" available from your local NWO branch office, between 15.00 and 15.05 every forth Sunday of the month.
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The "notary waiver from" you mention was actually a typo in the 3rd Edition handbook. You should have received the correction manual by now where it clearly states that the correct phrasing is "waiver from notary". No extra forms are necessary because they would eat too much into the precious time of an A-4 operative.

brodski said:
Quite, but the notary waiver from, formally required to be singed in green ink, must now be signed in green blood.
I suggest making enemies of any passing Vulcans- just in case..
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Naturally.
 
Bobert said:
This threat is in clear violation of directive k-49ff.
I am notifying "The Clearner".
I am glad I did not post on this thread.
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The Clearner is busy until next week, so in a strange twist of irony I've been asked to act as a proxy in the meantime (being the highest ranked field operative available for Clearning duty at this time).

We all know the drill by now. Everybody whip out your 34Dcc and prepare for termiphlaghion.
 
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