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NWO Apiarists: We Have A Code Red!

I am going to have to file a Nsdf93-1 memo on this Nick.
You know the protacol Nick!!
I bet you didnt file the necessary toi958-5r!!
Not to mention that CLEARY you didnt get this approved by the counsel of FOG!
YOU WILL NOT be given your Lexus this year Nick, I can assure you of that!!
 
Bobert said:
I bet you didnt file the necessary toi958-5r!!
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If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh>

The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.
 
Babbylonian said:
If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh>

The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.
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It was puce! The taupe one's toi958-1040ez, filing to change gender and have all traces of your old one removed.
 
Babbylonian said:
If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh>

The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.
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What?? The one I have is "beef jerky" colored
 
Do I have to do everything around here? Rhetorical question - you can all stop panicing because the problem is fixed.

I filed the toi958-6 form (puce) to the deputy proxy who triple certified it with the G2, G13 and the provisional Honeybee clause (ss. G15 [a-c]).

I then replicated a caX101-4 form four times for each of Bobert, NickUK, Babbylonian and DarkMagician to fill out and return to your respective primary handlers.

I have also filed toi958-1041ez form with the gender allocations department. UnsecuredCoins, you should be hearing from them shortly.
 
And I Bet You Used The Eloxinator 256slv-1 To Replicate Them!!
Jesus You Are Done!
 
They've probably been depolyed to Afghanistan/Iraq.

http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/bees/bees1.html

Maybe you should call up Inscentinel Ltd. and ask them to give back the bees.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...bers/article.do

Or maybe they are planning the replace the bees with bee-like surveillance micromachines and see if anyone notices the difference? You know, kind of like the spiders in Minority Report.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/...00207071327.htm
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Thanks to the fine folks at LCF, I have completely lost any ability to distinguish between attempts at sarcastic humor, and unmitigated swirly-eyed craziness.

AFTER 9/11 I DON'T DISCOUNT ANYTHING!
 
The Bee virus plot from the X files movie?

That's why they're gone?

No they are going to have dogs that shoot the bee's out of their mouthes. Although a robotic Richard Simons would be better.
 
Travis said:
The Bee virus plot from the X files movie?

That's why they're gone?

No they are going to have dogs that shoot the bee's out of their mouthes. Although a robotic Richard Simons would be better.
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"Well Mr. President! Its the Bees and the Spiders again!"
 
Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell...
 
I'm sure that any minute now Dylan will issue a "NO BEE THEORY" ban which his minions will celebrate then later disregard.
 
jon said:
Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell...
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You do not have the security clearance needed for me to answer this questions.

Please dont tell anyone I told you this.
 
Mobyseven said:
Do I have to do everything around here? Rhetorical question - you can all stop panicing because the problem is fixed.

I filed the toi958-6 form (puce) to the deputy proxy who triple certified it with the G2, G13 and the provisional Honeybee clause (ss. G15 [a-c]).

I then replicated a caX101-4 form four times for each of Bobert, NickUK, Babbylonian and DarkMagician to fill out and return to your respective primary handlers.

I have also filed toi958-1041ez form with the gender allocations department. UnsecuredCoins, you should be hearing from them shortly.
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Funny thing is, being a federal worker this sounds perfectly sensible to me.
 
Mobyseven said:
You've clearly never worked for the government before. That's how things work around here.

Don't make me file a dx101 disobedience charge in triplicate!
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Go ahead, I know you can't get the five notaries you need.

While you're on that, I'll file a qpc734 statement of no confidence, in QUINTUPLICATE!
 
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