Travis
Misanthrope of the Mountains
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Well the Tryptophan is wearing off and my kidneys are removing the arsenic from my system (don't tell me my family is the only one to use it in their stuffing) so here we go with the finals for the 28th Annual Stundie Awards for November, 2008.
1) Who needs depleted uranium armor and Haz Mat suits when we have Jesuits around?
2) Several hundred tons of explosives and knives....what's the difference?
3) Some might say that someone who disbelieves anything they didn't see is cynical.....my theory is they're just insane.....and hard of heart.
4) It seems a lot of people die in this world....and I find that mighty suspicious since we, apparently, can just will ourselves to live.
5) Forgetting to not add zeros always throws me off too.
6) It seems that physics is in on the conspiracy too.
7) Why it's almost as if there were some force that attracts mass to mass.
8) What makes you look ignorant; talking about a book written by a philosophy professor in Scotland or thinking that the Scottish professor somehow owned slaves to work the moors?
9) If you work in a branch of government that no one knows exists can you ever really know that your job actually exists?
10) I've never checked this but I consider it a slam dunk that one way to check if your car is a Toyota is to run across the street and ask the neighbor if their car is a Pontiac.
11) That which-is-not-spoken-of is assured to exist which is why I never talk about a Caribbean tryst with Summer Glau..........damnit!
12) You'd think the top of the human hierarchy would get more than 1% of the federal budget.
13) Cognition, meet Dissonance. Dissonance, this is Cognition.
14) If 99% of the people think Karl Popper never lived then he never lived.....apparently.
15) Smokey The Bear warns about forest fires and then they happen......me thinks that anthropomorphic Ursidae is an arsonist.
16) Why do my ceramic plates always choose to destroy themselves when I drop them on the floor when they could choose to bounce?
17) So this is what happens when you combine lazy nihilism with political activism.
18) It seems that indestructible Jesuits are also both easily controlled and excellent long duration planners.
There you have it folks. Vote and kill kittens.....er....no just vote.
1) Who needs depleted uranium armor and Haz Mat suits when we have Jesuits around?
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2) Several hundred tons of explosives and knives....what's the difference?
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3) Some might say that someone who disbelieves anything they didn't see is cynical.....my theory is they're just insane.....and hard of heart.
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4) It seems a lot of people die in this world....and I find that mighty suspicious since we, apparently, can just will ourselves to live.
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5) Forgetting to not add zeros always throws me off too.
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6) It seems that physics is in on the conspiracy too.
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7) Why it's almost as if there were some force that attracts mass to mass.
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8) What makes you look ignorant; talking about a book written by a philosophy professor in Scotland or thinking that the Scottish professor somehow owned slaves to work the moors?
****
9) If you work in a branch of government that no one knows exists can you ever really know that your job actually exists?
****
10) I've never checked this but I consider it a slam dunk that one way to check if your car is a Toyota is to run across the street and ask the neighbor if their car is a Pontiac.
****
11) That which-is-not-spoken-of is assured to exist which is why I never talk about a Caribbean tryst with Summer Glau..........damnit!
****
12) You'd think the top of the human hierarchy would get more than 1% of the federal budget.
****
13) Cognition, meet Dissonance. Dissonance, this is Cognition.
****
14) If 99% of the people think Karl Popper never lived then he never lived.....apparently.
****
15) Smokey The Bear warns about forest fires and then they happen......me thinks that anthropomorphic Ursidae is an arsonist.
****
16) Why do my ceramic plates always choose to destroy themselves when I drop them on the floor when they could choose to bounce?
****
17) So this is what happens when you combine lazy nihilism with political activism.
****
18) It seems that indestructible Jesuits are also both easily controlled and excellent long duration planners.
There you have it folks. Vote and kill kittens.....er....no just vote.
Such is the peril when you do the poll early in the morning when you're not fully awake yet.
