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Merged Not Much Difference Between This Satirical Piece And What Ignorant People Believe

Dorian Gray

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The National Report:
Solar Panels Drain the Sun's Energy

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This week, a scientific research facility in Wyoming made a startling discovery that is certain to change the way millions of Americans look at the environmentalism movement, after they found conclusive evidence that solar panels not only convert the sun’s energy into usable energy, but that they are also draining the sun of its own energy, possibly with catastrophic consequences far worse than global warming.

Scientists at the Wyoming Institute of Technology, a privately-owned think tank located in Cheyenne, Wyoming, discovered that energy radiated from the sun isn’t merely captured in solar panels, but that energy is directly physically drawn from the sun by those panels, in a process they refer to as “forced photovoltaic drainage.”

“Put into laymen’s terms, the solar panels capture the sun’s energy, but pull on the sun over time, forcing more energy to be released than the sun is actually producing,” WIT claims in a scientific white paper published on Wednesday. “Imagine a waterfall, dumping water. But you aren’t catching the water in buckets, but rather sucking it in with a vacuum cleaner. Eventually, you’re going to suck in so much water that you drain the river above that waterfall completely.”

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Unfortunately, this type of thing often gets filtered through the moronic masses and freaks out a certain percentage of the people. Really sad.
 
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! Not only are solar panels draining the Sun, wind farms are draining the wind! Soon, all the air will be static! You won't even be able to breathe, we'll all suffocate! DESTROY WIND FARMS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
 
Oh NOES!! We is draining the Sun!!!!

This article is worth a few laughs:

http://nationalreport.net/solar-panels-drain-suns-energy-experts-say/

>This week, a scientific research facility in Wyoming made a startling discovery that is certain to change the way millions of Americans look at the environmentalism movement, after they found conclusive evidence that solar panels not only convert the sun’s energy into usable energy, but that they are also draining the sun of its own energy, possibly with catastrophic consequences far worse than global warming. - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/solar-panels-drain-suns-energy-experts-say/#sthash.NHU6yYdo.dpuf
 
Rats! I just posted the same article in another new thread.

We better shut down those solar farms. And I guess that hydroelectric damns are draining the ocean too!
 
I can hear solar panel repairman now : "Well, there's your problem, see. Forced photovoltaic drainage, happens a lot on this model. Sure, we can fix it, but it's gonna cost you ..."
 
Unbelievably, there does appear to be a Wyoming institute of Technology (unless this is a very sophisticated scam). What does this say about the National Report if people there actually believe it? And that they are highlighting Palin and Cruz?
 
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"Put into laymen’s terms, the solar panels capture the sun’s energy, but pull on the sun over time, forcing more energy to be released than the sun is actually producing,” WIT claims in a scientific white paper published on Wednesday. “Imagine a waterfall, dumping water. But you aren’t catching the water in buckets, but rather sucking it in with a vacuum cleaner. Eventually, you’re going to suck in so much water that you drain the river above that waterfall completely.”
:D
 
I think they like to suck in people pre-oriented to think GW is some sort of political, new world order thing. Sort of an Onion light.

Solar panels do suck up some of the Sun's light and reduce the thermal heating that would otherwise occur which is why solar panels that are under full load are cooler than ones that aren't connected. Which, BTW, is one of the ways you locate defective panels. Thermal imaging makes it a snap.

Of course the electricity generated is also turned into heat, usually virtually simultaneously.
 
Unbelievably, there does appear to be a Wyoming institute of Technology (unless this is a very sophisticated scam). What does this say about the National Report if people there actually believe it? And that they are highlighting Palin and Cruz?

There is no Wyoming Institute of Technology

The link within the article goes to witscience.org just has a single page that displays a photo claiming to be the WIT, but which has been ripped from wikimedia commons, and is in fact the Rochester Institute of Technology in New York... shown here.

800px-Rochester_Institute_of_Technology_50.jpg


The website witscience.org was only registered 10 days ago

Domain Name:WITSCIENCE.ORG
Domain ID: D172624842-LROR
Creation Date: 2014-05-16T21:05:25Z
Updated Date: 2014-05-16T21:05:26Z
Registry Expiry Date: 2015-05-16T21:05:25Z
Sponsoring Registrar:GoDaddy.com, LLC (R91-LROR)
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 146

There was, however, a Wyoming Technical Institute, which is now called "WyoTech". It is effectively just an Automotive College

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WyoTech#Fields_of_study
 
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But in so much as the solar panels work in the infra-red range, they will be soaking up the heat from the atmospheric CO2. And therefor, sucking up all them AGWs.

Now excuse me while I go register my new company, "Greener Panels". ;)
 
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! Not only are solar panels draining the Sun, wind farms are draining the wind! Soon, all the air will be static! You won't even be able to breathe, we'll all suffocate! DESTROY WIND FARMS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

You're being ridiculous. It's GRAVITY that we are draining at an alarming rate. Do you know how much gravity is consumed when a rocket somewhere in the world launches another useless satellite? Not to mention all the skyscrapers. Did you know that Taipei 101 consumes as much gravity in ONE DAY as the ENTIRE country of France did in the decade from 1710-1720? Before too long, we will struggle to merely keep our feet on the ground. My God...won't someone think of the HOVERING CHILDREN.
 
:D:D:D(I wish I could think of something witty to add too!)
 
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