North Dakota = Poop

[chippy]

How the hell could the Gophers lose to North Dakota in overtime? Why did I become a college hockey fan? AHHH!!! Damn you North Dakota!

I don't expect this thread to last very long. I just had to vent my frustration! Screw you North Dakota! Have fun staring at Mount Rushmore all day and going to Wall Drug and driving 100 miles in any direction before you find something to do! Bastards!

 

[Mobyseven]

As this is the Conspiracy Theories forum, I'd like to point out that the Gophers are actually a NWO hologram who will soon be blamed for the massive paper shortage in Brasil and Panama.

WWXII (You guys have been out of the loop for a while) is soon to be underway...

 

[jhunter1163]

How the hell could the Gophers lose to North Dakota in overtime? Why did I become a college hockey fan? AHHH!!! Damn you North Dakota!

I don't expect this thread to last very long. I just had to vent my frustration! Screw you North Dakota! Have fun staring at Mount Rushmore all day and going to Wall Drug and driving 100 miles in any direction before you find something to do! Bastards!

Both Wall Drug and Mt. Rushmore are in South Dakota. ND doesn't even have that.

 

[Brainache]

So where is Deadwood? You know Calamity Jane and Wild Bill Hickock et al?

Thats all I know about Dakota.

 

[jhunter1163]

That's in South Dakota too. There's nothing, and I mean NOTHING, in North Dakota. There are so few people there that Dave Barry once said that just by crossing the state line into it, you become a member of the legislature.

 

[Brainache]

Well then that must be where all the top secret government facilities are, because no one would think to look there. Hah! I knew there was a CT lurking somewhere in this thread. It's the classic "Nothing to see here folks" manouvre.

 

[ref]

I find this state very suspicious.

North Dakota has the only state owned bank in the United States, the Bank of North Dakota. The bank, by law, holds all funds of all state and local government agencies in North Dakota.

North Dakota has the highest percentage of church-going population of any state.

The United States Air Force operates bases at both Minot and Grand Forks.

North Dakota has 90 public airports.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dakota

This all adds up to something. If I only knew what..

 

[JimBenArm]

Wan't there just one Dakota until the great Dakota Civil War in 1975? I think there was only five casualties, which reduced the population of both states by 40%. The UN flew in peace-keeping troops from Quebec to quell the violence, and set up a demilitarized zone, forming the two states we have today.

 

[GlennB]

I notice that:

"There are 53 counties within North Dakota. Every incorporated place in the state of North Dakota is classified as a city. There are no villages, towns, or hamlets."

That's quite an attitude they have there!

eta:
The state fish is the pike (Esox Lucius). Excellent!
The state dance is the square dance. Erm...
The state beverage is milk. I like milk too.

 

[Mercutio]

I notice that:

"There are 53 counties within North Dakota. Every incorporated place in the state of North Dakota is classified as a city. There are no villages, towns, or hamlets."

That's quite an attitude they have there!

No hamlets?

Something is rotten in the state of North Dakota...