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Nomeopathy

PixyMisa

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For a while now I've been trying to come up with a scam product that is completely safe and delivers exactly what is promised, and today I think I cracked it.

Nomeopathy

What We Do:

  • Unlike conventional homeopathic remedies, where a tincture is diluted in water, shaken ("succussed") and then diluted again, perhaps as many as 100 times, we save you money and (according to homeopathy) guarantee the maximum possible effectiveness by not using a tincture in the first place.
  • Again, unlike conventional homeopathic remedies, we save you money by not applying the resultant remedy to sugar pills, or packing the sugar pills in bottles, or packing the bottle in a shipping carton.
  • The resultant remedy is so powerful (according to homeopathy) that we don't need to send you anything at all. Just place your order and enjoy the benefits.
How It Works:

  • You tell us what remedy you need, and send us money.
  • We pocket the money and tell you to see a real doctor.
  • All our products are 100% safe because they don't actually exist.
Money Back Guarantee:

  • Simply return any unused portion of the product, complete with original packaging, and we will gladly refund the full purchase price.
 
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Cool, where can I order?


What scares me is, that if you'd make a website selling exactly that with a nice bit of fluff, you'd probably make money.
 
This reminds me of an idea I had a few years ago: Aromeopathy.

The basis is homeopathic remedies in a vapour form. You plug a vapouriser into the wall (the same sort of thing as those room fragrancers) with a homeopathic remedy in liquid form in the bottle.

You breathe deeply and get cured of whatever ails you.

Damn my morals...
 
vbloke said:
The basis is homeopathic remedies in a vapour form. You plug a vapouriser into the wall (the same sort of thing as those room fragrancers) with a homeopathic remedy in liquid form in the bottle.
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But what about those healthy members of the household being subject to such powerful, and in their case, unneccesary medication?

People would be dropping like flies.:jaw-dropp

Good job you had second thoughts...;)
 
PixyMisa said:
The resultant remedy is so powerful (according to homeopathy) that we don't need to send you anything at all. Just place your order and enjoy the benefits.
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Combine this with a Web site that implements Dilbert's "0-click ordering" and you'll make a fortune!

~~ Paul
 
I heard someone recently talking about marketing placebos:

* Safe and natural
* No side effects
* Proven effective in thousands of scientific tests
 
vbloke said:
This reminds me of an idea I had a few years ago: Aromeopathy.

The basis is homeopathic remedies in a vapour form. You plug a vapouriser into the wall (the same sort of thing as those room fragrancers) with a homeopathic remedy in liquid form in the bottle.

You breathe deeply and get cured of whatever ails you.

Damn my morals...
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Too late:


http://www.massage-cumbria.com/aromeopathy.html
 
Another product to consider might be is Aeral-therapy. This product is produced in mass quantities and its energy can be felt all around us. For only $129.99, one can be shown how to effectively transfer this all natural product into the bloodstream which will in turn promote one's body to function.

We are looking for people in your area to participate in a free 30-day limited-time trial, but hurry, time is running out( I always love this tactic in the infomercials ).
 
I am holding out for Gnomeopathy. Healing by diluted gnomes.
 
Lukraak_Sisser said:
Cool, where can I order?


What scares me is, that if you'd make a website selling exactly that with a nice bit of fluff, you'd probably make money.
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What would upset me, is the fact that someone could take it upon themselves,after reading these posts,to actually do this and make lots of money.....Better to be safe and patent the product post haste..:)
 
How about Agnomatherapy - where we improve your life by taking away all your garden ornaments.

And charge you a packet for it. :cool:

Thinks: oh dear, this sounds vaguely like feng shui.
 
Aitch said:
How about Agnomatherapy - where we improve your life by taking away all your garden ornaments.

And charge you a packet for it. :cool:

Thinks: oh dear, this sounds vaguely like feng shui.
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Depending on the style of the ornaments, you might want to market it as flamingoectomy. Not everyone has gnomes.

The more you gnome...
 
Andrew Wiggin said:
Depending on the style of the ornaments, you might want to market it as flamingoectomy. Not everyone has gnomes.
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In true woo style, I have re-defined 'gnome' to include flamingos, imitation Greek statues and anything else that is worth money decorates a garden. :cool:
 
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