Noah's Ark could float! (theoretically)

[ddt]

Poor Noah trying to make up his mind to save lice, rats, and other vermin. Egads this man saved species that didn't exist on his continent so it seems. How would this work? He travels to America and loads up some Bison, Grizzlies, etc. and high tails it back to Africa and starts loading up all the fierce species. After the flood he gets back to America and puts out the appropriate species and what a job!!

All that work and he doesn't even get a medal. BTW, you forgot about the penguins and the koalas and the roos etc.

The Bible says nothing of Noah getting back to the various continents to drop off the beasts. Instead, he gets drunk.

 

[bruto]

All that work and he doesn't even get a medal. BTW, you forgot about the penguins and the koalas and the roos etc.

The Bible says nothing of Noah getting back to the various continents to drop off the beasts. Instead, he gets drunk.

Well, that part seems reasonable enough. If I'd just staggered off a barge full of animals with one window, that's what I'd do.

 

[tsig]

Well, that part seems reasonable enough. If I'd just staggered off a barge full of animals with one window, that's what I'd do.

Sailors at the end of their voyage are notorious for it.

 

[Fellow Traveler]

All that work and he doesn't even get a medal. BTW, you forgot about the penguins and the koalas and the roos etc.

The Bible says nothing of Noah getting back to the various continents to drop off the beasts. Instead, he gets drunk.

Can't blame him. I would have drunk all the booze left wherever it might be considering the world had been covered in water.
My how water must be evaporating since the Big Flood!! But there will always be some publicity hounds trying to find evidence of the Flood. If the Ark wound up on Mt Arrarat, what would that say about the Sahara?

 

[Fellow Traveler]

Do you think Old Noah or one of his boys might have got pretty horny over the flood time; You would hope they would not feel romantic toward any of the bovines etc.

 

[ddt]

Can't blame him. I would have drunk all the booze left wherever it might be considering the world had been covered in water.

I don't blame him either. But there was no booze left, he first had to plant vines. Genesis 9:

20 Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded[a] to plant a vineyard. 21 When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent.

Do you think Old Noah or one of his boys might have got pretty horny over the flood time; You would hope they would not feel romantic toward any of the bovines etc.

They all had their spouses with them, so they could "release the tension", so to say. Nevertheless, one became a voyeur. The other two not:

22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father naked and told his two brothers outside. 23 But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their father’s naked body. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father naked.

 

[Fellow Traveler]

I don't blame him either. But there was no booze left, he first had to plant vines. Genesis 9:


They all had their spouses with them, so they could "release the tension", so to say. Nevertheless, one became a voyeur. The other two not:

Has anyone besides me heard the skit Bill Cosby did about Noah and his Ark. One of the best lines was his next door neighbor asking what he was building. Noah said an Ark and the neighbor asked would you mind getting it out of my driveway? Very funny stuff from over 40 years ago.

 

[Chernobyl X1]

Has anyone besides me heard the skit Bill Cosby did about Noah and his Ark. One of the best lines was his next door neighbor asking what he was building. Noah said an Ark and the neighbor asked would you mind getting it out of my driveway? Very funny stuff from over 40 years ago.

It was the first skit I've heard him do. I think his funniest was "The Dentist".

 

[John Jones]

It couldn't float. HA HA HA HA HA,HA!