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Next Major Terrorist Attack Predicted

Back in the days when 1inChrist was a regular here, I was the Beast of the Land. I slapped bar codes on people left and right. Ah...the good old days. But now that I am a moderator here, I feel I must step down from being the Beast of the Land, as I am quite busy being a Fascist/Dictator/Sith Lord/Death Eater-apprentice. So I need to find a replacement. Who is up for the job?
 
manny said:
Heh. Yeah -- 6-6-6 is thought to be the "number of the beast" in Revs.

Numerology is bunk on its own, of course.
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Time for some Dogbert quotes!


Dogbert: I've become a Doomsday Prophet so I can scare gullible people. I'm telling everyone the world will end in year 2000. My compelling logic is that 2000 is a big round number. It's B-I-I-I-G and R-O-O-UND . . .

Dilbert: Stop it!



Dogbert: I'm predicting that the world will end in the year 2000. The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. So you really want to avoid being, let's say, in mobile home number 1,000,000 in the year 2000.




And finally:

Dilbert (to Dogbert): It sounds stupid when you say it.
 
It's like the fortune-cookie game, where you add humorous clauses onto the ends of the fortunes. Here, I'll have a go.

The next terrorist attack will be June 6, 2006... in bed.
 
From here
666
The number of the Beast

664
The Neighbor of The beast

667
Across the street from the Beast

660
Estimated number of the Beast

666-66-6666
SSN of the Beast

666.0666
The number of the High-Performance Beast

0.666
Number of the milliBeast

1/666
The Denominator of the Beast

666[-/(-1)]
The Imaginary Number of the Beast

1010011010
The Binary Number of the Beast

29A
The Hexidecimal Number of the Beast

1-666
The Area Code of the Beast

60666
The Zip Code of the Beast (somewhere in Chicago)

1-900-666-6666
The Psychic Beast ($6.66 for 666 seconds - over 18, please)

$666.00
MSRP of the Beast

$726.66
The price, including sales tax, delivered

$10,666.95
Price, with leather, sun-roof, and radials

$566.69
The Wal-mart price of the Beast

Phillips 666
The gas the Beast runs best on

Route 666
The road the Beast likes best

666ºF
The temperature at which to roast Beast

666 k
Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg
Minimum Daily Required dosage of Beast

6.66%
Annual Percentage Rate on a mortgage from First Beast Bank

DSM-666(r)
Diagnostic and Statistics Manual of the Beast (revised)

Lotus 6-6-6
Spreadsheet of the Beast

DOS 6.66
Operating system of the Beast

i68666
CPU of the Beast

666tii
BMW of the Beast
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Prophesy:

Regardless when the next terrorist attack comes, if it does:

somebody is going to get killed in retaliation.

Sorry, that's just the way things work on this planet.
 
JPK said:
Good morning.
And I thought I was the Beast. My birthday is 6/16/66.
JPK
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Oh, great. We were TRYING to keep that a secret from you, and you just HAD to go and ferret the thing out for yourself! Just dandy!

I suppose you'll need to start looking for your false prophets and the like, not to mention you'll need to start marking everything around here with your number. Just when we start getting the graffitti cleaned up around here, too! Animal...
 
love said:
Perhaps we should warn the police to watch out for any suspiscious behaviour!
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Good idea. Normally they just ignore suspicious activity.

I don't know what the Police would do without helpful civilians phoning them up and telling them to keep an eye out for suspicious activity on dates which have certain numbers repeated in them.

Laugh less possibly?
 
Good morning.
Roadtoad said:
Oh, great. We were TRYING to keep that a secret from you, and you just HAD to go and ferret the thing out for yourself! Just dandy!

I suppose you'll need to start looking for your false prophets and the like, not to mention you'll need to start marking everything around here with your number. Just when we start getting the graffitti cleaned up around here, too! Animal...
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It's so hard to recruit false prophets this time of year. Perhaps I should try a temp service.

JPK
 
Ashles said:
Good idea. Normally they just ignore suspicious activity.

I don't know what the Police would do without helpful civilians phoning them up and telling them to keep an eye out for suspicious activity on dates which have certain numbers repeated in them.

Laugh less possibly?
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Be far too busy catching sppeding motorists or motorists in general i would think!! :D
 
Roadtoad said:
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Then said Jesus unto them again, Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep. John 10:7
 
Thine heart shall meditate terror. Where is the scribe? where is the receiver? where is he that counted the towers? Isaiah 33:18

33=masonic mark, 18=6+6+6

What further proof could you possibly want?
 
Hold on!

WTF?

Sheep need doors?

Why? Is the grass greener on the other side? And how the hell do they work the doorknobs, anyway? Or do I want to know?
 
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