Newest shuttle conspiracy theory. It's true.

It's a sign you fools! We should be building a boat, not a spaceship, that's why it's delayed by bad weather. Bad Weather! A sign I tell you! We're going to need a bigger boat!

Lucky for me I'm going on a cruise shortly. But I suspect I'll get really tired of the comedian on board after 40 days and 40 nights.
 
Lucky for me I'm going on a cruise shortly. But I suspect I'll get really tired of the comedian on board after 40 days and 40 nights.
Keep your eye on the magician and the captain's parrot. They've got a rivalry going on that I predict will some day end up being narrated as a classic joke.
 
Keep your eye on the magician and the captain's parrot. They've got a rivalry going on that I predict will some day end up being narrated as a classic joke.

They also attract pirates. So make sure to get some Peg-Leg Pete's Pirate Off! before you go.
 
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
Dr. Strangelove

Ah, classic! Been a while since I watched that - will have to re-acquaint myself with the Good Doktor.

Mein Fuhrer!
 

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