New Life Detected in Outer Space

[fishbait]

Don't get too excited. It's just a cockroach that the Russians bred in orbit.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304744,00.html

"The first generation of cosmic cockroaches consists of 33 babies."

 

[This is The End]

How sure are they that there weren’t any cockroaches on previous missions?

 

[uruk]

Now roaches are officialy freakin' everywhere.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

What about deliberately misleading thread titles, tabloid style? Can't they be jettisoned into space, too?

 

[uruk]

Yea, but then they'll get into a satellite and start chewing on the insulation. And I'll be damned if I'm going to loose the Spice channel!