New evidence for chemtrails

[rjh01]

If I was the evil NWO I'd introduce the evil mind altering chemicals into the water supply and call it something harmless like fluride or say it was there to kill bacteria and parasites and such. So then none of the paranoid loons would drink the tap water and I could make a killing with my huge multi-national soft drink company by selling them bottled water which contained the exact same chemicals..... MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lucky I'm not an evil NWO elite banker lizard Jew then.

Lucky you are not an evil NWO person, or you will think of better plan than this. It would be the bottled water that contains poisons that will slowly kill those who drink it. Heavy metals would be best. Then the odd bottle or two would be almost harmless, but any heavy consumption would cause brain damage and then death.

The advantage to this scheme is that it will kill off anyone who does not blindly follow standard practice and who might be in opposition to you. It will leave the rest alone.

 

[The Man]

Lucky you are not an evil NWO person, or you will think of better plan than this. It would be the bottled water that contains poisons that will slowly kill those who drink it. Heavy metals would be best. Then the odd bottle or two would be almost harmless, but any heavy consumption would cause brain damage and then death.

The advantage to this scheme is that it will kill off anyone who does not blindly follow standard practice and who might be in opposition to you. It will leave the rest alone.

What you mean like anyone "who does not blindly follow standard practice" of drinking water? What an insidious and diabolically convoluted plan.

 

[TjW]

I guess I'm not quite evil enough. I wouldn't put the chemicals in either the water supply or the bottled water.

Because they're expensive, and why cut into your profits for no good reason? With my plan, you can use the water supply as the bottled water. Throw a label with a sparkling mountain stream on it, and the rubes will pay prices for water that they'd complain bitterly about if it were gasoline.

 

[The Man]

I guess I'm not quite evil enough. I wouldn't put the chemicals in either the water supply or the bottled water.

Because they're expensive, and why cut into your profits for no good reason? With my plan, you can use the water supply as the bottled water. Throw a label with a sparkling mountain stream on it, and the rubes will pay prices for water that they'd complain bitterly about if it were gasoline.

If only such evilness were possible...

Oh wait, never mind.