I am well aware of that (I go off into rants about the absolute nonsense you often hear from people who are considered intellectuals) but the Hubbard nonsense seems to me to be exceptionally silly. There are some scams I can see why smart people can fall for them;the CO$ is not one of them.
Then you haven't fully grasped their recruitment methods. You think all that crazy stuff comes out at the beginning? No way.
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