Nessie is Dead!

[Dats]

R.I.P. Eliot Ness (April 19, 1903 – May 16, 1957)

 

[fuelair]

Nooooooooooo!

Now I'll never get my chance to ride it.

Shouldn't this be over in the bestiality thread?

 

[TjW]

Clearly, a witch has turned Nessie into a toad.


I hope she gets better.

 

[Robin]

I was at a party once where three or four people said, in all seriousness, that the Loch Ness Monster had been kidnapped by the CIA.

That surprised me because I thought the USAF handled all that kind of stuff.

 

[Akhenaten]

They must have been using a toad array.

I'm going to try and froget that you said that.

 

[JohnG]

But it's my only line!

 

[Piscivore]

They must have been using a toad array.

 

[Akhenaten]

But it's my only line!

In that case . . . nominated!

 

[Akhenaten]

Toad found deep down in Loch Ness

Anyway, that's not a toad. This is a toad.

 

[William Parcher]

Cane Toad Dowsing

 

[Akhenaten]

Can you use those to find bigfeets Yowies?

 

[desertgal]

Anyway, that's not a toad. This is a toad.

The female cane toad can pump herself up to mega-size to throw off smaller males striving to mate with her, Australian biologists said.

Hey-me, too! How 'bout that?

 

[JohnG]

In that case . . . nominated!

Oh, thanks very much but I have no illusions about it winning. Humor based on a play on words involving amphibians and sonar equipment has sadly fallen out of favor in the last few years.

 

[Skeptic Guy]

They must have been using a toad array.

*groan*

 

[Akhenaten]

hey-me, too! How 'bout that? :d

rotfl

 

[tsig]

Can you use those to find bigfeets Yowies?

Sure. Toss it out in the field and just watch them Yowies come arunnin'.

 

[Akhenaten]

Oh, thanks very much but I have no illusions about it winning. Humor based on a play on words involving amphibians and sonar equipment has sadly fallen out of favor in the last few years.

You don't know what these people are like. They'll vote for a blank space if you shill hard enough.

Anyway, amphibian jokes are cool. Did you think my reply earlier was a typo?

I'm going to try and froget that you said that.

 

[Akhenaten]

Actually, this could result in even more sightings.

 

[JohnG]

You don't know what these people are like. They'll vote for a blank space if you shill hard enough.

Anyway, amphibian jokes are cool. Did you think my reply earlier was a typo?

Yikes, I didn't notice that when I first read it. I need glasses.

 

[Elizabeth I]

Actually, this is very sad. Nessie is the one thing I wish were true.

Your bigfoots, your yetis...pfft.

But Nessie?