Need to pass a drug test? Get the Whizzinator!

[Mycroft]

lawmakers object to fake penis for drug tests

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A life-like prosthetic penis called the Whizzinator and other products promising to help illegal drug users pass urine tests provoked U.S. lawmakers on Wednesday to take legal action with subpoenas of manufacturers.

Lawmakers objected to attempts to circumvent drug tests with products such as The Whizzinator, a fake penis that can provide a flow of clean urine "again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!" according to the Web site www.whizzinator.com.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsA...1182988_RTRIDST_0_ODD-HEALTH-DRUGTESTS-DC.XML

And, of course, where to buy it:

http://www.whizzinator.com/

 

[mgidm86]

Favorite quote from the website:

"YES, WE SELL DEHYDRATED URNIE SEPARATLEY"

Whew!

It is an interesting device, I must say, but $150?

Leave it to the "lawmakers" to piss away all of their time on such issues.


Sorry...

 

[Bjorn]

"YES, WE SELL DEHYDRATED URNIE SEPARATLEY"

$140 a pint, you don't have to add your own water. Going once, going twice .... let me have another beer!

 

[Skeptic]

Favorite quote from the website:

"YES, WE SELL DEHYDRATED URNIE SEPARATLEY"

I wonder what the mark-up on the dehydrated urine is.

 

[bobdroege7]

well Bob, good news you passed the drup screen, but you are pregnant!

 

[Tony]

Yet more freedom republicans want to trash.

 

[username]

Sorry I don't have a link, I think I first heard of this on the TV news, but there was this guy who got busted using one of these.

He took a pee test where the tester watched the applicants pee. Apparently this dumb ass was too stoned to realize that he had bought a whizzinator designed for African Americans (ie black/dark brown skin) and he was a white guy.

Needless to say the device didn't fool anyone.