Need a one-liner about astrology

[steve s]

UPDATE! Well, my employee profile actually had a positive effect. A co-worker just offered me a copy of New Scientist that was lying round the office, after reading my profile (which also included "Carl Sagan" as the person I wanted to sit next to on a plane) he said he thought I would be interested.

So that was a very nice result to brighten up a rainy Friday.

So what did you put down as your sign? I like Torus, the Donut that Miss Kitty came up with. It's humorous, but still gets across the idea that you don't buy into the nonsense of astrology.

Steve S.

 

[ynot]

Sign and traits the same - “Slippery when wet”

 

[Rage Virus]

The one-liners of the average Skeptic proves they know next to nothing about Astrology.

There are no average skeptics.

 

[godless dave]

Do you want the job ? Swallow it and ignore it: put your real sign there. Unless you value skepticism more than a regular salary that is. Usually that type of question anyway is limited to recruitment, and hiring, not to the internal working of a firm for medium and big firms.

I've never heard of that question being used for recruitment or hiring. The OP was talking about a form she was asked to fill out at a place she already works.

 

[Miss_Kitt]

-flails arms in the air in a "Kermit the Frog" kind of way-

Yay!

I win!



Let us know how it turns out.

Kermit is HAWT!! You just moved up on the "interest" list!!

 

[Miss_Kitt]

BTW, it can be fun in a group situation to get a 12-sided die and "read" everyone's horoscope from the paper--using whatever one you roll up.

Works just as well as the ones sorted by birthdate!

 

[BTMO]

Kermit is HAWT!! You just moved up on the "interest" list!!

LOL!!

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