Navies looking for Atlantis

Dave Rogers said:
Or rather, on behalf of The Laundry. Not least because we don't want to suggest that there might be any violations of the Third Benthic Treaty going on.

Dave
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I am aware of BLUE HADES. You probably shouldn't say very much more.
 
Captain_Swoop said:
7911 pages? He's going to need more than just the first supplement. Get thrm to send all five of the main volumes and the first seven supplements to be going on with.
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What? All I have is the executive summary which is 241 pages. Now I understand there is a super special executive summary that is one paragraph but its written in Atlantean.
 
Aren't personnel working on a comic book summary version in case Trump gets elected?
 
Jrrarglblarg said:
They have the Reagan and Bush editions to start from.
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Hey we are taking about the print document not the cartoon version. However, I do recall that on special request (with five signatures) we could get the fill in the lines coloring version!!
 
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Hans said:
Hey were are taking about the print document not the cartoon version. However, I do recall that on special request (with five signatures) we could get the fill in the lines coloring version!!
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Oh, that was horrible. For a while every NWO break room was infested with crayon wrappers. But How To Debunk 9/11 was a useful one. It's still in most of the breakrooms underneath DIA.
 
Bubba said:
Who would be surprised if any one or more of the world's navies has sent their subs (and surface ships) looking for Atlantis, if only tasked as for training purposes?

Even though Atlantis is nothing more than a myth, mind you.
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Why would you conclude that the navies are looking for Atlantis and not mapping the sea floor or some other oceanographic survey?
 
Craig4 said:
Why would you conclude that the navies are looking for Atlantis and not mapping the sea floor or some other oceanographic survey?
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Silly man. He's not concluding anything - he's Just Asking Questions.
 
Kid Eager said:
Silly man. He's not concluding anything - he's Just Asking Questions.
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Well, here's the answer: Bubba, when you are on a ship in the ocean, it's important that the ship not hit the sides, particularly the bottom side. This is why navies do oceanographic research, it helps them not hit the sides.
 
Jrrarglblarg said:
Oh, that was horrible. For a while every NWO break room was infested with crayon wrappers. But How To Debunk 9/11 was a useful one. It's still in most of the breakrooms underneath DIA.
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I think that's down to its great absorbancy (cheap paper). Better than paper towels for liquid spills.
 
Craig4 said:
Well, here's the answer: Bubba, when you are on a ship in the ocean, it's important that the ship not hit the sides, particularly the bottom side. This is why navies do oceanographic research, it helps them not hit the sides.
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Just to throw a wrench into the works, in a submarine the bottom side can on occasion, become the left, right, or "Right ####### in front of us!" side. So it's important to know what the sides all look like.
(including where those Atlantean cathedral spires might be of course)
 
Even when you know where the sides are you can still hit them. Not so long ago the RN nearly lost a Destroyer on a rock it knew about but an unfortunate pencil mark on a chart and a change of course to allow a helicopter to take off a sick rating put them aground.
Thrn HMS Astute a nuclear sub ran on to a sand bank off Skye right in view of the shore, very embarrassing.
 
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Craig4 said:
Well, here's the answer: Bubba, when you are on a ship in the ocean, it's important that the ship not hit the sides, particularly the bottom side. This is why navies do oceanographic research, it helps them not hit the sides.
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That's what they want you to believe! They're actually looking for those flesh-eating penguins!! :tinfoil
 
Captain_Swoop said:
Even when you know where the sides are you can still hit them. Not so long ago the RN nearly lost a Destroyer on a rock it knew about but an unfortunate pencil mark on a chart and a change of course to allow a helicopter to take off a sick rating put them aground.
Thrn HMS Astute a nuclear sub ran on to a sand bank off Skye right in view of the shore, very embarrassing.
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On a MUCH smaller scale, coming back to town off the Lake of the Woods, a lake with thousands of small islands, I neglected to bring my map with me. In the dark I saw three light bouyes. Which one, which one, which one,,,,, aimed for the one in the center, ended up on the wrong side of one island and watched as the bow of the 21 foot boat headed skyward when I hit the sand bar. Its interesting to be standing outside the boat with one's teenage friends trying to push a boat off a sand bar in the dark.:blush:

Could have been worse, most shoals on this lake are made of 100% pure Canadian Shield granite.
 
Captain_Swoop said:
Even when you know where the sides are you can still hit them. Not so long ago the RN nearly lost a Destroyer on a rock it knew about but an unfortunate pencil mark on a chart and a change of course to allow a helicopter to take off a sick rating put them aground.
Thrn HMS Astute a nuclear sub ran on to a sand bank off Skye right in view of the shore, very embarrassing.
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Hmm, if only there'd been a medieval siege weaponry enthusiast and a pile pumpkins nearby...
 
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