NASA Astronaut - Alien cover up!

[Jesus Baby Daddy]

To escape our investigating eyes, they need only travel to the dark side of the moon, or the bottom of one of our oceans...neither of which is 'impossible'.

... OR Behind the Giant Teapot!

 

[dudalb]

And the conspiracy kooks claim the astronauts got past the Van Allen belt unscathed.

Clearly not.

Guess the Van Allen belt works differently for different people. Made Mitchell a Kook, But Gave, Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Johnny Storm, and Ben Grimm superpowers. Although is also gave Grimm a real bad case of Acne


And I can't resist this smiley for this thread:

 

[Roadtoad]

Too bad there isn't a smiley for anal probing...

 

[applecorped]

Too bad there isn't a smiley for anal probing...

That would be a frowney.